Bad Matchmaking Thread

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What are you writing? offended by life

What am I writing? Can you not read? Offended by valves matchmakers since csgo launch. There's a reason people use faceit and ESEA and laugh at counter-strikes matchmaker.

There's absolutely no reason why I should dominate last hits, denies, and outclass every single person in every lobby only to have teammates who are even worse. It happens every single game. Solo queueing in every single game is dead, and it has been since the start. Player retention is all the matters.

 

[rockyye57]

Match: 21130507

 

[a.g1ervin]

21131046
21126811

felt really one sided

 

[Enju]

Pretty much unwinnable from the start. Laning was relatively okay but we eventually just got rolled out of nowhere.

 

[vexxblayde]

21135964 not sure why the haze is in this game. it s fine to have a bad laning phase but he/ she s completely lost

 

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21139774 - Lol. A kelvin who dies 4 times and goes afk in base and doesn't even DC so we can leave.

Valve. Please. Add early laning stats to the matchmaker. Get me out of here.

 

[vexxblayde]

21142691 i feel like the MM is getting worse 0/13/0 pocket after 25min...

 

[u603582]

Match ID 21143604

Played as Amber Hand. Just felt enemy team was more experienced in their movement and team fights while my teammates were just throwing their bodies at them.

 

[jadhav.sachin1993]

Match ID 21142827 - Haze didn't know how to play her hero, Shiv struggled too, Geist goes crazy with 40 kills and is practically invincible.

 

[13lackHawk]

Match ID: 21135843
20 min stomp, feels like most opponents were on much lower gameplay level than my team.

 

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Here's another one for ya!

(PS: you can just look at my entire account for evidence of this bullshit but I'll keep posting anyway)

21155213

Give me a break, valve. You partner me with a lash who's using a keyboard for the first time and no one on my team knows what farming means.

Please fucking fix this trash

 

[xCirrex]

Match ID 21160628
Complete stomp from start to finish on all lanes.

 

[mnkyjamjam]

21161757
21165957
21181964

 

[Domineeriv]

21163864

Match ended with my team being 53k souls ahead, game lasted only 17 minutes. Enemy team very tilted (understandably so).

 

[JesterCDN]

Match 21162268

14k team soul difference at 10:00. Game ended at 20:00. 1 Guardian down before 5:00. 2 Walkers down before 10:00 with a 3rd walker down at 11:20.
At 9 minutes, 6k soul difference in Green, 3k soul difference in Purple (Pink?).

 

[Nick08]

21162025 I feel like that team composition was bad
we had vindicta talon haze and mirage and geist + mcginnis so 4 pretty squishy and 2 moderately squishy
vs
lash yamato beebop warden seven dynamo

player skill seemed somewhat even but i don´t feel like the hero composition was remotely ok

 

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21162107 - Had the same Lash from 21155213................ except I laned against him. What a surprise, he's dogshit. And here I am, carrying, farming, and wondering why the fuck everyone is dying for no reason.


Once again, add CS / Denies to matchmaking stats and weigh them heavily. Everyone will be happy. There's no fucking reason I am so bored in every game and wonder wtf my team is doing.


FACEIT!! PLEASE SAVE US!!

 

[siryildiz]

Grey Talon don't belong this match.

Match ID: 21168360

 

[boolet37]

21182864

The teams skill level was extremely uneven. My friend and I were playing our heroes for the first time. Okay, the matchmaking might not take it into account, but why weren't we assigned the same lane??

 

[bingrassia2019]

ID: 21180528 Our shiv was miles behind the whole game, I was playing support viscous and he still underdamaged me