Bad Matchmaking Thread

[jeffmartin671]

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7 is griefing with the worst itemisation, there is also GT with trophy collector... can we delete this item from the game ? people think its good when its actually garbage

 

[Tianes]

Another entirely off-balance match. Our side had deplorable positioning whereas the enemy side played incredibly proactively. No fun whatsoever

 

[KeFlaiN]

46129821

Duo, Vindicta and Paradox with rage hack

 

[luke.iswim]

46461891

Team that just doesn't know how to play vs a team with actual cohesion, rescue beaming out the carry, cube, real actual support. There was no fucking chance when our Paige ran a melee build and trolled.

 

[luke.iswim]

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Rescue beam majestic leap lash. Do I even need to elaborate? People who don't know how to play their hero so badly that they think Lash needs an item to gain height and movement should not be in my games.

 

[Plsfixmatchmaking]

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I'm on a very looong losing streak now thanks to this fuckass matchmaking. I know Alpha alpha alpha, but Jesus christ look at this? I've had multiple games like this where we have some dudes who probably picked up the game today and somehow get thrown into these lobbies. FFS fix whatever stupid braindead algorithm you have going on there because why does this keep on fucking happening? I don't want to play with people who started yesterday and don't know shit. It's not enjoyable for anyone. Please for the love of god do something. I can't even play heroes I want test out because I feel punished for wanting to fucking learn a new hero.

 

[f1delity666]

46471080

 

[Token81]

46469317
I'm on a very looong losing streak now thanks to this fuckass matchmaking. I know Alpha alpha alpha, but Jesus christ look at this? I've had multiple games like this where we have some dudes who probably picked up the game today and somehow get thrown into these lobbies. FFS fix whatever stupid braindead algorithm you have going on there because why does this keep on fucking happening? I don't want to play with people who started yesterday and don't know shit. It's not enjoyable for anyone. Please for the love of god do something. I can't even play heroes I want test out because I feel punished for wanting to fucking learn a new hero.

Its absolutely mind blowing. I was Emissary 5, 2 days ago, win some lose some. The last 2 days has been all losing, either the teams are stacked beyond imagination with one side being oblivious while the other side is all super high rank, or its lobbies with cheaters or leavers. 9 times out of 10, its just the match maker stacking the lobbies.

After losing 5 games in a row, i switched my characters thinking maybe something was up with that, nope, lobbies just got worse. Im now at an 11 game losing streak. time to put this piece of shit away. Devs should be ashamed of themselves, alpha/beta or not, this is absolutely terrible. Valve should be ashamed for allowing this game to even be privately playable, absolute joke of a dev team.

 

[Solzy]

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almost everyone except me and my friend had 1k+ hours while i only have 100 and my friend 20 hours. i've been on a losing streak ever since almost every game i played had people with 1k hours in it.

 

[Reinme]

Oracle lobby

 

[PokiW]

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entire rank difference.

 

[Plsfixmatchmaking]

Its absolutely mind blowing. I was Emissary 5, 2 days ago, win some lose some. The last 2 days has been all losing, either the teams are stacked beyond imagination with one side being oblivious while the other side is all super high rank, or its lobbies with cheaters or leavers. 9 times out of 10, its just the match maker stacking the lobbies.

After losing 5 games in a row, i switched my characters thinking maybe something was up with that, nope, lobbies just got worse. Im now at an 11 game losing streak. time to put this piece of shit away. Devs should be ashamed of themselves, alpha/beta or not, this is absolutely terrible. Valve should be ashamed for allowing this game to even be privately playable, absolute joke of a dev team.

Yup. These devs are fucking idiots. I don't think it's a smurf problem anymore. Their shitty backend formula just keeps fucking up. And they have the audacity to work on an ARAM mode before touching their retarded matchmaker even with everyone yelling at them for months on end. It's like they forgot what they learned from Dota 2. Did they fucking reset their brains as well?

 

[godsend]

(Im aware of the hard work the devs have been doing over the past year and this isnt intended to be mean to them or to disparage their work)

Of the 1300 hours ive put into this "playtest", around half of it has been losing matches like this with a team of people who have 0 clue what they are doing or what to do when given an opportunity to take a walker or take midboss. You would think the giant circle in the bottom right of the screen, plus voice/text chat, plus the ability to ping damn near everything in the game would get through their thick fucking skulls but apparently not. And on top of all of this? this "playtest" is no longer playtesting stuff in the "public" branch (ie us the majority playerbase) and instead is doing private testing with high rank players that give biased feedback. Not to mention that it is impossible to climb a decent amount as a solo player. How many eternus, accendant players have been hard carried by party matchmaking which apparently gives more rank gain for wins to lower ranked players which just winches them up the ladder for free.

Either seperate the queues and and set it up so everyone is forced to see their rank change after the match by having that option turned on by default with the inability to turn it off, or better yet shut this "playtest" down for a year and actually work on the game. if this is how this game is going to continue to go then i guess ill wait until it launches, and id bet good money that this is probably 3-4 years away from beingf release knowing valve. apparently whether its TF2, Dota2, CS2, the devs cant make a good matchmaker at all. i know its a ""playtest"" but that isnt an excuse. dropping from oracle 5 to archon 5 in 2 days with teams like this is absolutley without a doubt the dumbest shit ever.

(and if anyone watches this match, i have no shame in being an asshole to the 2 russians (the mina and infernus) that ive played with multiple times in the past that have either griefed or rage-quit)

 

[TheBearded]

No clue what you did with the matchmaking in this patch. The game was fine before it and matches was actually close. Now it's the worst it's ever been.

46514859

Literal 50% soul advantage on enemy team. 60k diff in a 25 min game.

Did you disable the Statlocker API just so you could fuck with people?

Holiday ints and both Geist and Seven was watching whenever I tried to help them take a fight.

I didn't get to play the game at any point because the Victor I got in lane first played more passive than a toddler, then proceeded to steal all jungle camps and leave the lane when I go monster hunter.

Why have a rank in the game at all if you are just going to ignore it anyway?

Worst part is that this is the third time it happened. Getting team mates that CLEARLY aren't supposed to be in the match rank and almost actively throws.

Actually got back to some decent games, but I'm just done after this one.

 

[Samosvalovich]

Just a reminder that your mm system sucks, its trash, it rigid, pointless, unfun and just not adapted to players needs. No codes or anything, just a animals I matched THREE games in a row decpite they being muted, reported, decpite my attempts to dodge them etc

GOOD MM SYSTEM YOSHI ^^ GOOD SYSETEM, GOOD BOTS, GOOD AGENTS ^^ EVERYTHINGS WORKS AS YOU INTENDET I SUPPOSE ^^

 

[Samosvalovich]

Another smurf: https://statlocker.gg/profile/187246875/matches
Seriously, you suck as a developer. Losers queue, engagement based matchmaking where it can cause financial ruin for the user, no wonder your game is the leading cause of death.
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Piece of shit human being probably also condones animal abuse.

Honestly reasonable crashout as soon you realize that devs uesed just a stop-gap solution
with this BLATANT 50% system that doesnt even ALLOW winrate to be less then 48% or above 52%.

 

[Domineeriv]

Match ID 46526993
Felt like there was nothing one could do to win, the enemy team only kept steamrolling us and ended up 40k souls ahead.