Bad Matchmaking Thread

[Thrasophius]

Here it is again boys. Climbed to high alchemist and the MM REALLY doesn't want me to fucking leave. So we are back to double digit feeding and going against teams with all the meta heroes stacked on them.

Funny how I stomp with coordinated teammates at lower ranks than this but get literally +100 health as M&K this match because everyone ignores the squishy I'm comboing and INSISTS on trying to kill the tanky geist and Kelvin.

Geist almost dies, lets get close, oh no she life stealed and I'm dead. Quick she's dying again, oh no Kelvin ulted her and now WE are dying. Rinse and repeat the entire fucking match. Meanwhile, multiple times Ivy is on a sliver of health from combo and just ignored.

Put me back in the low ranks. They were genuinely more coordinated than whatever the fuck teammates your dogshit MM has put me with.

This game is dead on arrival if this is the MM. It will never become established.

 

[Thrasophius]

Just shut the game down. It's literally fucking unplayable. 9 kills to 31 and you think this matchmaking is ok? You guys are a fucking joke. Why am I constantly put with team mates that think me comboing someone is their que to run away? 5 fucking times I combo and 5 fucking times my team runs off and disengages. At that point they own the map and my team can't farm at all.

ONCE AGAIN, I climb up to Alchemist 5 and once again I'm put with braindead fucking vegetables. Put me back down to seeker because my team mates were genuinely better than the "Alchemist 5" shitters you're putting me with now. Fuck this game and fuck you.

 

[Thrasophius]

Well doesn't that just explain everything. Putting literal Archon 5 players in alchemist lobbies. What an absolute joke. In what world is it ok to put someone 4 fucking leagues above the enemy team? Are you guys actually retarded?



Same story. Archon and emissary vs alchemist.


The matches I win? Oh look MM graced me with Archons on my team. Every loss feels horrible and every win feels cheap. Your game is bad, you are bad. Close the fucking alpha until you learn how to make a game.

 

[Thrasophius]

Would you look at that. MM putting another over ranked cunt in my game. Good luck Valve. I genuinely hope the game fails because you guys have fuck all clue on how to balance games.

 

[xavarn10]

Match ID: 38155145

We lost a 5v6

 

[xavarn10]

85% win-rate over 17 games on infernus. Smurf and literally 1v9 the lobby to queue with his friend.

Match ID: 38156196

 

[ratgoo]

Steam Community :: Fuzzymonkey15

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match id: 38158633
vyper confirmed cheater, even the vindicta on their team said so and replay proves it. 10+ year old account with only 30 games so its obviously a bought account. please perma ban

 

[pseudonym]

1:38163361
2:38162946
3:38161221
4:38160486

Putting our party of 3 members, Ranks between Archanist & Emissary with another 3 stack, all with lower ranks against Eternus II & Ascendant Enemy players, it doesn't matter if you believe the "team aspect" to add to our total hypothetical skill, we're not playing with competitive comms etc, so it adds no value, games are incredibly unbalanced,

These are the match IDs, but I have been in the closed Beta for 1 year, and this has also just generally been my experience for 80% of my grouped matches, just not enough players to find ranks between our differences, just constant Eternus Infernus & Sevens

 

[Footahn]

Match ID: 38169867

I think you're supposed to distribute the bad players amongst BOTH teams...

 

[meisterclawwave]

Does Valve even care?

 

[f1delity666]

Doubt it and giving rank per win is not really helpful either.
Theres kill participation, hero dmg, obj dmg, heal, creating space, rejuv dmg/participation/steal, actual assist.

38179890
throwing an easy win again

38182087
3 feeders/2 leavers, amazing

38182662
same shit again

38182662
Phantom 4 in garbage lobby, great

 

[Footahn]

Match ID: 38198581

Yoshi, man, please do something about matchmaking. I get that there aren't enough players for everyone in a lobby to be of equal rank, but why do you have to put all the lower skilled individuals on one team? Where is the balance of skill? 1400+ hours in game and burn out would be a distant threat if it weren't for the wildly unfair matches.

 

[johannes]

4 out of 5 matches, enemy team consists of shiv and seven combo, sometimes added mirage as a bonus. We definitely need more heroes soon and a drafting queue.
Since reaching Archon, I get to know how awful matchmaking really is. Every game has the same heroes picked because of obvious advantages they bring.

 

[Combofied]

Match ID: 38200469
My account (the abrams) is eternus 6 top 20, probably higher on abrams and I got put into this game (during EU prime time), which as you can see was not very fun or fair for anyone. Mutliple death threats towards me and my family from the seven

 

[LunarMess]

38202520 - ivy basically never used ult and didnt seem to entirely know how to play relative to rank.

 

[Tired of Stun]

Do not put duo queues with solo queues ever again. This duo has been ranked Oracle individually, but use duo queue to get lower matchmaking ranked opponents.
38205872

https://tracklock.gg/players/847770363

https://tracklock.gg/players/190545845

 

[f1delity666]

38207005
38207827
38209036
38210772
They cant read the soul difference, nor push objectives, its deathmatch from min 1 and utterly pointless. And of course still go in without team with 40k behind.
Stop matching me there, its so bad since 29th May.
4 times in a row, and they still manage to lose the 30k lead, it's hilarious where the fuck I get matched -.-
Even bots would be better if you could just ping targets, those mindles tards, holy fuck.


38212204
fuck this, 5th time a row utterly retarded.


This is by far the worst match making I have ever witnessed in gaming.

 

[meisterclawwave]

38208302

16 MINS match Vin goes 23-1, total team kills 16-47. Very fair Valve, much fun.

 

[LunarMess]

38208419 - warden and mcginnis basically just had no idea what they were doing. Got the point where warden just inted

 

[meisterclawwave]

38210178

Valve sucks