Bad Matchmaking Thread

[f1delity666]

38096090
Lane won easily, everything else lost fast + some 5sec freezes during the match (internet was/is rockstable).

 

[f1delity666]

38097345
unlimited feed to viper and seven

38099143
fuck objectives, who needs those, just afk farm with 4 people -.-

38100060
being ahead, too scared to fight, being behind - always chase :/

 

[samantha]

uhhh i'm not so sure about the matchmaking update. suddenly my teammates got noticeably worse at the game.

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[Haxisgone]

38096449

 

[Haxisgone]

38110298

 

[Jokerx71]

My team spoon fed the enemy team. Didnt remotly try to play defensive. Just feed after feed after feed. Thanks valve. 38115189

 

[juvy]

This game urgently needs a low priority. It is simply impossible to play a game where bastards come in and leave the match at any time convenient for them.

 

[OceanDad]

This guy fed in lane, then proceeded to dive, die, stand still, or steal farm the rest of the game. Not to mention messaging outside of the game as well.

Match 1: 38117239

Match 2: 38117818

 

[hynopdyn]

I am Archon 2 peak. Please stop putting me in high Oracle games I have no chance of competing in.

38120467
38004560

 

[zero.free.usernames]

38122548 - oracle 1 team vs phantom 5. really?

 

[muth]

We had multiple opportunities to end but we didnt which led to the game being dragged to 50 minutes haze and lash decided to chase kills when we were trying to get mid pocket and krill had no awareness and kept getting ganked bebop did nothing except hook and had no obj damage and shiv got fed which let him carry his team all while i sat in horror as i realized another game where i do well in ends in a loss

 

[LunarMess]

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38132167
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Since new hero mmr update, teammates are noticeably worst at the game; rank distrubition per team is entirely broken

 

[Haxisgone]

38140854

 

[Thrasophius]

Here it is again boys. Climbed to high alchemist and the MM REALLY doesn't want me to fucking leave. So we are back to double digit feeding and going against teams with all the meta heroes stacked on them.

Funny how I stomp with coordinated teammates at lower ranks than this but get literally +100 health as M&K this match because everyone ignores the squishy I'm comboing and INSISTS on trying to kill the tanky geist and Kelvin.

Geist almost dies, lets get close, oh no she life stealed and I'm dead. Quick she's dying again, oh no Kelvin ulted her and now WE are dying. Rinse and repeat the entire fucking match. Meanwhile, multiple times Ivy is on a sliver of health from combo and just ignored.

Put me back in the low ranks. They were genuinely more coordinated than whatever the fuck teammates your dogshit MM has put me with.

This game is dead on arrival if this is the MM. It will never become established.

 

[Thrasophius]

Just shut the game down. It's literally fucking unplayable. 9 kills to 31 and you think this matchmaking is ok? You guys are a fucking joke. Why am I constantly put with team mates that think me comboing someone is their que to run away? 5 fucking times I combo and 5 fucking times my team runs off and disengages. At that point they own the map and my team can't farm at all.

ONCE AGAIN, I climb up to Alchemist 5 and once again I'm put with braindead fucking vegetables. Put me back down to seeker because my team mates were genuinely better than the "Alchemist 5" shitters you're putting me with now. Fuck this game and fuck you.

 

[Thrasophius]

Well doesn't that just explain everything. Putting literal Archon 5 players in alchemist lobbies. What an absolute joke. In what world is it ok to put someone 4 fucking leagues above the enemy team? Are you guys actually retarded?



Same story. Archon and emissary vs alchemist.


The matches I win? Oh look MM graced me with Archons on my team. Every loss feels horrible and every win feels cheap. Your game is bad, you are bad. Close the fucking alpha until you learn how to make a game.

 

[Thrasophius]

Would you look at that. MM putting another over ranked cunt in my game. Good luck Valve. I genuinely hope the game fails because you guys have fuck all clue on how to balance games.

 

[xavarn10]

Match ID: 38155145

We lost a 5v6

 

[xavarn10]

85% win-rate over 17 games on infernus. Smurf and literally 1v9 the lobby to queue with his friend.

Match ID: 38156196

 

[Deleted member 31152]

Steam Community :: Fuzzymonkey15

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match id: 38158633
vyper confirmed cheater, even the vindicta on their team said so and replay proves it. 10+ year old account with only 30 games so its obviously a bought account. please perma ban