Bad Matchmaking Thread

[Thrasophius]

Here it is again boys. Climbed to high alchemist and the MM REALLY doesn't want me to fucking leave. So we are back to double digit feeding and going against teams with all the meta heroes stacked on them.

Funny how I stomp with coordinated teammates at lower ranks than this but get literally +100 health as M&K this match because everyone ignores the squishy I'm comboing and INSISTS on trying to kill the tanky geist and Kelvin.

Geist almost dies, lets get close, oh no she life stealed and I'm dead. Quick she's dying again, oh no Kelvin ulted her and now WE are dying. Rinse and repeat the entire fucking match. Meanwhile, multiple times Ivy is on a sliver of health from combo and just ignored.

Put me back in the low ranks. They were genuinely more coordinated than whatever the fuck teammates your dogshit MM has put me with.

This game is dead on arrival if this is the MM. It will never become established.

 

[Thrasophius]

Just shut the game down. It's literally fucking unplayable. 9 kills to 31 and you think this matchmaking is ok? You guys are a fucking joke. Why am I constantly put with team mates that think me comboing someone is their que to run away? 5 fucking times I combo and 5 fucking times my team runs off and disengages. At that point they own the map and my team can't farm at all.

ONCE AGAIN, I climb up to Alchemist 5 and once again I'm put with braindead fucking vegetables. Put me back down to seeker because my team mates were genuinely better than the "Alchemist 5" shitters you're putting me with now. Fuck this game and fuck you.

 

[Thrasophius]

Well doesn't that just explain everything. Putting literal Archon 5 players in alchemist lobbies. What an absolute joke. In what world is it ok to put someone 4 fucking leagues above the enemy team? Are you guys actually retarded?



Same story. Archon and emissary vs alchemist.


The matches I win? Oh look MM graced me with Archons on my team. Every loss feels horrible and every win feels cheap. Your game is bad, you are bad. Close the fucking alpha until you learn how to make a game.

 

[Thrasophius]

Would you look at that. MM putting another over ranked cunt in my game. Good luck Valve. I genuinely hope the game fails because you guys have fuck all clue on how to balance games.

 

[xavarn10]

Match ID: 38155145

We lost a 5v6

 

[xavarn10]

85% win-rate over 17 games on infernus. Smurf and literally 1v9 the lobby to queue with his friend.

Match ID: 38156196

 

[ratgoo]

Steam Community :: Fuzzymonkey15

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match id: 38158633
vyper confirmed cheater, even the vindicta on their team said so and replay proves it. 10+ year old account with only 30 games so its obviously a bought account. please perma ban

 

[pseudonym]

1:38163361
2:38162946
3:38161221
4:38160486

Putting our party of 3 members, Ranks between Archanist & Emissary with another 3 stack, all with lower ranks against Eternus II & Ascendant Enemy players, it doesn't matter if you believe the "team aspect" to add to our total hypothetical skill, we're not playing with competitive comms etc, so it adds no value, games are incredibly unbalanced,

These are the match IDs, but I have been in the closed Beta for 1 year, and this has also just generally been my experience for 80% of my grouped matches, just not enough players to find ranks between our differences, just constant Eternus Infernus & Sevens

 

[Footahn]

Match ID: 38169867

I think you're supposed to distribute the bad players amongst BOTH teams...

 

[meisterclawwave]

Does Valve even care?

 

[f1delity666]

Doubt it and giving rank per win is not really helpful either.
Theres kill participation, hero dmg, obj dmg, heal, creating space, rejuv dmg/participation/steal, actual assist.

38179890
throwing an easy win again

38182087
3 feeders/2 leavers, amazing

38182662
same shit again

38182662
Phantom 4 in garbage lobby, great