Bad Matchmaking Thread

Wow, 2 whole ranks difference in team average rank is a LOT :eek: And in this one 37934438 best players in both teams are Eternus IV Pocket vs Oracle II Yamato (you) what the hell?
OCE matchmaking man, I'm archon 6 and actively playing in these games 60% of my games
 
What in Gods name is going on with your matchmaking the last two weeks my lord. If you think im some kind of Godlike player that can carry an entire shortbus of teammates every game you are sadly mistaking.

I should really be sharing the plethora of mentally challenged match IDS , but I really dont feel like copying two weeks of IDs.

I genuinely cannot fathom where you find the people that you put on my team. And every single time one of them opens their mouth over voice chat, I absolutely know that your algorithm can systematically find players with additional chromosomes, and put them on my team.

Anyhow, here is one of many IDS of my team feeding the enemy team right from their tit.
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Literally the worst matchmaking system in gaming. Valve has 0 ability to create game that are well balanced from a player skill point and from a team comp point. This matchmaker will create stomps that last 22 mins then the next game will be almost the same teams again. Valve needs to fire the guy in charge of this system. It blows my mind some of the matches that are generated. Random chance would do a better job.
 
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Iignoring all objectives, throwing mid twice and of course just russian glibberish.

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so utterly retarded mates, rather 1v6.
 

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Smurf accs just destroy matchmaking, 12 loses, i drop from emiisary to alchemist, no smurf accs in my team, only as enemies....
and stupid comeback system that just turn your match into lose just in one second
 
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The whole team cant even reach 30% of my objective damage and of course wont push objectives, but chase the obvious bait into Mo ult -.-
 
Now youre just messing with me at this point.

What in gods name of matchmaking are you doing to me valve..

If im playing decent enough I should break even at a 50% WR. But you keep digging through the woodworks to find the most scabby leechy toxic feeding players in your base to make sure they end up on my team. Infuriating. Your current matchmaking is absolute garbage. No dumpster fire. No dumptruck fire. No..a godamn landfill of atrocity. Ive never experienced such an egregious algorithm of trying to put a triangle peg through a rectangle hole. Your algo must litereally thinnk I am the greatest deadlock player to ever live, who could carry the special olymptics on his back in this game. And its absolutely wrong.

here is a match ID where viper thinks he is an indestructible being of nature, and feeding isn't remotely a possibility.

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Thanks again for wasting my time.
 
Pick anyone you would like. I legit grinded with a nice strong winrate and some winstreaks from Arcanist to Emissary 2 (previously an archon player) and as soon as I hit Em2. BOOM. Valve strapped on a big ol pink one and though to themselves "well this guy clearly doesnt care about how he spends his time so lets find every window licker possible, and assemble the behavioral bus version of the suicide squad for his teammates. He will love that"

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absolute garbage again, the game actively tries giving me the worst available mates out there.

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so many easy chances, but fuck around for 30min and lose -.-


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another premium match
 

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Fix your shit matchmaking. I should wait for 10 min for a game where shiv, talon and infernus are way stronger then all my team and cannot be killed?
It's impossible to play on low ranks.
Yoshi, play your game alone by yourself. I'm done with that.
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Fix your shit matchmaking. I should wait for 10 min for a game where shiv, talon and infernus are way stronger then all my team and cannot be killed?
It's impossible to play on low ranks.
Yoshi, play your game alone by yourself. I'm done with that.Deadlock 7_21_2025 2_59_25 AM.png
I have the opposite issue Where i cant get out of the low ranks because i dropped 4 ranks after i lost 2 games from a 6 month break. Now you get players like me that dont belong in these ranks, but also cannot get out the ranks due to how the match making works :/ I guess were both struggling just opposite ends of the boat
 
I hope there is more punishment for leavers. Sinclair died twice then left the match. Waste of my fucking time. Me Shiv and Pocket wrecked their shit 3v6 but we can't be everywhere and eventually they killed patron faster than we could stop them from killing it.

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Also why is it that the MM puts me in Arcanist games, I win and now my loses are because for some mysterious reason my team always gets the leaver and now my MMR has been tanked down to seeker?
Look at these loses.
My team gets the feeding shitters designated to it
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My team gets the hero shooter players who don't know what objective means
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My team gets the feeding shitters where 1 or 2 immediately die leaving us in a 4v6
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And again another leaver in a game we would have won
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I was in Archanist and now thanks to feeders and leavers throwing the matches for me I'm stuck slugging through fucking seeker games. How are you supposed to climb out of this shit when you have to win like 5 times in a row but 1 leavers fucks the whole thing and deranks you. Fix this shit for fucks sake.
 
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One McGinnis make the all game.
Nice matchmaking, thanks. Is this the Hungarian algorithm in matchmaking that you're proud of?
Idiots.
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