Bad Matchmaking Thread

WOW ISN'T THIS MATCHMAKING SO MUCH FUN GUYS!
1750207675020.png


WOW A WHOLE 6 MATCHES WON AND 10 LOSES IN MY LAST 16! I'M SO LUCKY

1750207764096.png

WOW LOOK AT THOSE TEAMS! VALVE HAS BUILT THE BEST MATCHMAKING EVER! NO BULLSHIT MATCHMAKING THAT FORCES LOSES HERE! NOPE, NOT AT ALL!
 
Nightly fucked in the head matchmaking post:

1750226538677.png

ID: 37094295


3/12 and a 3/12 and 2 other dipshits with 9 deaths. How beyond pathetic is it for the support to have 2nd most player damage on the team. Beat the Haze in player damage. Beat Warden. More than the Pairofdicks. More than the Shiv.

I'm a support class. Not a garbage truck. I can't carry this trash.

Please do something. I don't care if its manual start hiring janitors to clean it up.

Spend some of those Steam bucks to get a mod squad.
 
Last edited:
Use this thread to share matchids for games that you think the matchmaker did a bad job at. If you can explain what you felt was a problem in it that would be helpful as well.

Do not post matchids for games that were within the past 24 hours from this post. Games older than that are fine and games going forward are fine.

Thanks for the help
fix this shit asap yoshi
 
Wow, it's so much fun getting stomped like this again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.

1750272971794.png
 
37109817
Nothing much to say that isn't immediately clear, Rank says it was an Oracle team vs a ritualist team, and half of the ritualist team had either 0 or only 1 kill., 23 minute match
 
1750278941826.png37112588 after patch there is no sense to play after 10th min

37111398 haze is smurf or idk
37082856
37108942
37079712
in all of this matches the odds is more than 20% how to level up if you win 1 match and then lose 4 in row like that way?
 
Fake ranks AND matchmaking issue
Me and friends decided to play 6 stack, we have 1 archon, 3 high oracles, 2 mid phantoms and 1 low ascendant, 1 game we get averaged as Oracle 5 and other we get averaged as ETERNUS 6 against full team of eternus players and 1 ascendant.
1750292205582.pngStatlocker stats to compare ranks better.
1750292220733.png
My rank to prove that any of us are not, in fact, eternus, so game being ET6 on average makes no sense even if 1 player is not ET6
1750292268946.png
 
37089679, had an entire lane cleared under 15 minutes, shrine under 20 minutes, all walkers under 30 minutes and we still lost. game is dog fucking shit.
 
Yeap! lets put 6 of the best ULTS (currently in the game) on one side:
1750308377600.png
PLEASE CHANGE YOUR MATCHMAKER TO JUST A RANDOM FUNCTION - IT WOULD WORK WAY BETTER, IAM 100% POSITIVE!!!!
JUST A RANDOM FUNCTION!!!!
PLEASEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ALL games are either one sided stomps (with at least 2+ people going ~2-8 by min 5) or lost at drafts like the above!!!
fix your matchmaker - don't release anything else just fix the matchmaker! no more heros no more change of the map, shops, items etc, just focus on matchamaker...

at least don't put all broken ults & stuns on one side, how hard is this to program? make every team to only have 2 stuns or 3 (equal amount)

and yes this is why i am so frustrated with this! at this point it really seems someone is handpicking worst players in the pool for my games
1750308689944.png
 
37073300

I felt something was off — either the matchmaking wasn’t balanced because Sanemi seemed to be a professional-level player, or there might have been cheating involved, like an aimbot. In over 900 hours of play, I’ve never experienced anything like it. Everyone in the match shared the same impression, even his teammates while spectating him.

View attachment 47102


View attachment Untitled video - Made with Clipchamp (78).mp4

Sanemi is a cheater indeed and a very egregious one at that.
 

Attachments

Back
Top