Bad Matchmaking Thread

[MarzZ]

37085890

 

[Thrasophius]

WOW ISN'T THIS MATCHMAKING SO MUCH FUN GUYS!



WOW A WHOLE 6 MATCHES WON AND 10 LOSES IN MY LAST 16! I'M SO LUCKY



WOW LOOK AT THOSE TEAMS! VALVE HAS BUILT THE BEST MATCHMAKING EVER! NO BULLSHIT MATCHMAKING THAT FORCES LOSES HERE! NOPE, NOT AT ALL!

 

[girlsauce]

Do as the post say and post the matchid to help instead of complaining like that

 

[rob0rt]

37090376

almost two FULL ranks ahead

 

[Ragnaman]

smurfs ruin the game, hardware bans fucking now

 

[JustEggSalad]

I'm Ritualist/Emissary and the enemy team got an Eternus (top 12 Seven according to them) player in my last match.

Match ID: 37094084

 

[Brochelle]

Nightly fucked in the head matchmaking post:



ID: 37094295


3/12 and a 3/12 and 2 other dipshits with 9 deaths. How beyond pathetic is it for the support to have 2nd most player damage on the team. Beat the Haze in player damage. Beat Warden. More than the Pairofdicks. More than the Shiv.

I'm a support class. Not a garbage truck. I can't carry this trash.

Please do something. I don't care if its manual start hiring janitors to clean it up.

Spend some of those Steam bucks to get a mod squad.

 

[JustEggSalad]

I'm Ritualist/Emissary and the enemy team got an Eternus (top 12 Seven according to them) player in my last match.

Match ID: 37094084

I just got another match with two Eternus players on my team. I'm Ritualist/Emissary stop putting Eternus players in my lobby!

Match ID: 37095706

 

[f1delity666]

37108464
37119783
way too much early feed.

 

[Thrasophius]

Wow, it's so much fun getting stomped like this again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.

 

[Jaacker]

37109817
Nothing much to say that isn't immediately clear, Rank says it was an Oracle team vs a ritualist team, and half of the ritualist team had either 0 or only 1 kill., 23 minute match

 

[Thrasophius]

Gotta love finally winning a match and getting ranked down for it. Fucking lol.

 

[le-sky]

37112588 after patch there is no sense to play after 10th min

37111398 haze is smurf or idk
37082856
37108942
37079712
in all of this matches the odds is more than 20% how to level up if you win 1 match and then lose 4 in row like that way?

 

[DerKasperl]

Match ID: 37116974
Game said its E6 vs E6.
But non in my Team was even close to Eternus.

 

[KingFroozy]

Match ID: 37117387
6 Carry team, they were not even party.

 

[bober murger]

Fake ranks AND matchmaking issue
Me and friends decided to play 6 stack, we have 1 archon, 3 high oracles, 2 mid phantoms and 1 low ascendant, 1 game we get averaged as Oracle 5 and other we get averaged as ETERNUS 6 against full team of eternus players and 1 ascendant.
Statlocker stats to compare ranks better.

My rank to prove that any of us are not, in fact, eternus, so game being ET6 on average makes no sense even if 1 player is not ET6

 

[f1delity666]

37121594
again no objectives, trying to solo at least 4 enemies...
this match making is just cancer

 

[ind3x]

37089679, had an entire lane cleared under 15 minutes, shrine under 20 minutes, all walkers under 30 minutes and we still lost. game is dog fucking shit.

 

[me544]

Yeap! lets put 6 of the best ULTS (currently in the game) on one side:

PLEASE CHANGE YOUR MATCHMAKER TO JUST A RANDOM FUNCTION - IT WOULD WORK WAY BETTER, IAM 100% POSITIVE!!!!
JUST A RANDOM FUNCTION!!!!
PLEASEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ALL games are either one sided stomps (with at least 2+ people going ~2-8 by min 5) or lost at drafts like the above!!!
fix your matchmaker - don't release anything else just fix the matchmaker! no more heros no more change of the map, shops, items etc, just focus on matchamaker...

at least don't put all broken ults & stuns on one side, how hard is this to program? make every team to only have 2 stuns or 3 (equal amount)

and yes this is why i am so frustrated with this! at this point it really seems someone is handpicking worst players in the pool for my games

 

[godsfathermixtape]

37073300

I felt something was off — either the matchmaking wasn’t balanced because Sanemi seemed to be a professional-level player, or there might have been cheating involved, like an aimbot. In over 900 hours of play, I’ve never experienced anything like it. Everyone in the match shared the same impression, even his teammates while spectating him.

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Sanemi is a cheater indeed and a very egregious one at that.