Bad Matchmaking Thread

[Tired of Stun]

35822668,

Your matchmaking is bad if we are getting Archon 4s on the enemy team while we have mostly arcanists. Also, your emblem displays are incorrect if you have Emissary 1 vs Emissary 2 average rank. Maybe a bug or intentional?

 

[lucastret23]

35824639
emissary V vs eternus II can't you just scramble people around or whatever what the fuck lmao

 

[back_biter+deadlock]

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[oh04]

35813508

skill disparity + griefer: player Sion (Haze), intentionally afk on the base shooting souls half of the match, if you look to the history of his matches there are 40min matches with 0 items. Reporting doesn't seem to work, ban please griefers, + he's been using slurs in chat.

 

[back_biter+deadlock]

Every single person on the enemy team had more kills than deaths. I was the only one on my team. Again, my current rank is 3 levels below the average level of this team. Match ID: 35782006

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I just had an 8 game win streak.
As I approach ritualist/emissary, my teammates actually look at the map (not all, but you can identify the ones that aren't dogshit by watching their map moves)

So maybe there is hope for you bro, I play with comms disabled. I think I'm literally so toxic to my shit tier teamates that it makes them play worse.

The ping system needs a lot of work, but something I found really helpful is rather than ping the map (these guys are too fucking shit to ever look at it), try using the pings that make your char do voicelines, that way they will hear your call.

You can also cancel the audio of a voiceline and replay it by interweaving another voiceline, so you can use that feature to spam out important voicelines for the objectives.

Also there's aggressive and defensive pings, so bind them both so you can indicate to the idiots what you're trying to do, since if you ping objective aggressively while you're trying to back out, they might get confused and go back in since they've never looked at the map in their life.

 

[alpb]

Lash, seven, haze, yamato are in the same team. they use their ulties at the sametime every fight. Enemy has no chance to win in late game. Please nerf their ulties or increase their cooldowns. Every match they can easily win with only using their ulties in every fight.

 

[f1delity666]

How does this MM even work.
35844204 at least like 3 people not knowing what to do with their heroes.

35842569
haze and wraith more or less afk farming giving free guardians and walkers

This is like the default match -.- after really tryharding and 5 wins or something climb up one rank, one of those bot games later - instant down again.



35846704


35848448
3 feeders, fuck this


35849895
utter bots again, seriously, just give a prompt - no matches found.

35853287
constantly seeking 1v6 -.-
seriously, just give me bots and some simple commands like "follow me", "push lane"

 

[amour]

Is the game trolling me? As soon as everything is going well for me, the game gives me newbies on the line who do 3 thousand damage in 30 minutes, is this a joke?

1 match
Match ID: `35849832`


2nd match:
Match ID: `35839011`




Idk how to handle it. Why i should do my best if game balances like this

 

[back_biter+deadlock]

Guys is there a reason that I get matched with trash like this? Every teammate worse than a bot, and Holliday actually threw the game by making my team go mid instead of just fucking ending

@submersed767

This was the 9th game and the streak breaker

 

[f1delity666]

Every match today was utter garbage.

If at the start of the match I already know at least 3 names in my team for throwing/feeding this is just insane.
Especially after like 10min searching for match.

 

[submersed767]

I just had an 8 game win streak.
As I approach ritualist/emissary, my teammates actually look at the map (not all, but you can identify the ones that aren't dogshit by watching their map moves)

So maybe there is hope for you bro, I play with comms disabled. I think I'm literally so toxic to my shit tier teamates that it makes them play worse.

The ping system needs a lot of work, but something I found really helpful is rather than ping the map (these guys are too fucking shit to ever look at it), try using the pings that make your char do voicelines, that way they will hear your call.

You can also cancel the audio of a voiceline and replay it by interweaving another voiceline, so you can use that feature to spam out important voicelines for the objectives.

Also there's aggressive and defensive pings, so bind them both so you can indicate to the idiots what you're trying to do, since if you ping objective aggressively while you're trying to back out, they might get confused and go back in since they've never looked at the map in their life.

Better communication does help, thanks for that tip. However, no amount of communication will help this particular group. I have three on my team that played very poorly. Match ID: 35854255

 

[aconfusedviolin]

mid: 35855929

 

[Kychumc]

35822699: im an emissary player q'ing with a emissary player and i got in a lobby with an eternus on the other team.

 

[back_biter+deadlock]

Guys I don't have the word for the tier of trash I got in this game. The last 10 minutes were just these guys going out of base to feed.

I will say, the following game I got matched against 2 of them, and it was fucking EZ

 

[back_biter+deadlock]

Another game with playing with dogs holding controllers in their mouths

 

[submersed767]

Absolutely no chance to win with this matchup. Totally abysmal. Match ID: 35865857

 

[back_biter+deadlock]

Also I want to emphasise that this carmen cherries player is a troll/griefer

 

[Emily Vasquez]

Quality matchmaking as per usual valve. Keep it up. I love getting stomped by a hard carrying Warden alongside my team not really doing much. It was a one sided shitshow just like every other match in this game. Bonus points to the Wraith at the end going "lol lash mad". Gee, I'd be mad too if we got our shit kicked in, barely got anything done, didn't say a fucking peep outside of our Seven occassionally talking, and got stomped heavily by a fed as fuck Warden. Do NOT play Deadlock past midnight. Work mistake of my life. [ID: 35872389]

 

[Samosvalovich]

The only thing whats bad about your matchmaking is your cringe 25% comeback system. Everything enemy have to do is to make sure they lose their lanes, play until late game, have better late game draft . That so cool isnt it.

 

[back_biter+deadlock]

I had to win this game with a fucking braindead shiv and haze and leaver ivy at min 2


Luckily abrams had a brain