Bad Matchmaking Thread

[Kychumc]

35822699: im an emissary player q'ing with a emissary player and i got in a lobby with an eternus on the other team.

 

[back_biter+deadlock]

Guys I don't have the word for the tier of trash I got in this game. The last 10 minutes were just these guys going out of base to feed.

I will say, the following game I got matched against 2 of them, and it was fucking EZ

 

[back_biter+deadlock]

Another game with playing with dogs holding controllers in their mouths

 

[submersed767]

Absolutely no chance to win with this matchup. Totally abysmal. Match ID: 35865857

 

[back_biter+deadlock]

Also I want to emphasise that this carmen cherries player is a troll/griefer

 

[Emily Vasquez]

Quality matchmaking as per usual valve. Keep it up. I love getting stomped by a hard carrying Warden alongside my team not really doing much. It was a one sided shitshow just like every other match in this game. Bonus points to the Wraith at the end going "lol lash mad". Gee, I'd be mad too if we got our shit kicked in, barely got anything done, didn't say a fucking peep outside of our Seven occassionally talking, and got stomped heavily by a fed as fuck Warden. Do NOT play Deadlock past midnight. Work mistake of my life. [ID: 35872389]

 

[Samosvalovich]

The only thing whats bad about your matchmaking is your cringe 25% comeback system. Everything enemy have to do is to make sure they lose their lanes, play until late game, have better late game draft . That so cool isnt it.

 

[back_biter+deadlock]

I had to win this game with a fucking braindead shiv and haze and leaver ivy at min 2


Luckily abrams had a brain

 

[back_biter+deadlock]

Got this braindead haze from last game (toastie) as a braindead warden this game.

Implement avoid teammate feature now.

Hopefully don't have to mention the skill level of infernus. Rather have a bot.

 

[f1delity666]

35888948
Tried playing early, evening, night to early morning.
It doesnt matter at all.

Theres only one direction the rating is going, just falling down and even when it was high, still matched in crap -.-


35893329
People just feeding at least 10 times, then whining why they have no farm...........

35894835
35896596

35897713
The exception, enemy team got just raped.


35898538
Disables are somehow not affordable -.-
Enemy team completely carried by geist.

 

[back_biter+deadlock]

Another wonderful game with teammates who don't have working nervous systems

 

[boyswillbegirls]

match id: 35895525
50k soul deficit match that ended in 28 minutes. only one of their guardians was destroyed.

 

[back_biter+deadlock]

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[back_biter+deadlock]

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[back_biter+deadlock]

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[f1delity666]

35901495
How can one end 0 15 and 15k dmg after >40min and still get matched in oracle, fuck this shit.


35903019
griefing and afking haze, thanks mm again.
Thats like the 8th game in a row that is utter garbage.

 

[back_biter+deadlock]

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[hellboyson]

very bad match matching and Including two higher ranked players on their team
35903303 match code and pls help with match making

 

[submersed767]

This was a 3v6 game. Match ID: 35904476

 

[back_biter+deadlock]

This was a 3v6 game. Match ID: 35904476

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Bro I don't mean to make light of your suffering, but another HUGE tactic I found out, is rather than using pings, I circle the points of interest on the map.

That helps a lot too.

Another thing I'll say is that heroes like Kelvin usually depend on their team to back em up to be useful, so even if he's your fave, you might have to branch into heroes who can solo carry the game.

The ones I've found are shiv, Mcg, and Infernus