Bad Matchmaking Thread

Every match today was utter garbage.

If at the start of the match I already know at least 3 names in my team for throwing/feeding this is just insane.
Especially after like 10min searching for match.
 
I just had an 8 game win streak.
As I approach ritualist/emissary, my teammates actually look at the map (not all, but you can identify the ones that aren't dogshit by watching their map moves)

So maybe there is hope for you bro, I play with comms disabled. I think I'm literally so toxic to my shit tier teamates that it makes them play worse.

The ping system needs a lot of work, but something I found really helpful is rather than ping the map (these guys are too fucking shit to ever look at it), try using the pings that make your char do voicelines, that way they will hear your call.

You can also cancel the audio of a voiceline and replay it by interweaving another voiceline, so you can use that feature to spam out important voicelines for the objectives.

Also there's aggressive and defensive pings, so bind them both so you can indicate to the idiots what you're trying to do, since if you ping objective aggressively while you're trying to back out, they might get confused and go back in since they've never looked at the map in their life.
Better communication does help, thanks for that tip. However, no amount of communication will help this particular group. I have three on my team that played very poorly. Match ID: 35854255

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Guys I don't have the word for the tier of trash I got in this game. The last 10 minutes were just these guys going out of base to feed.

I will say, the following game I got matched against 2 of them, and it was fucking EZ
 

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Quality matchmaking as per usual valve. Keep it up. I love getting stomped by a hard carrying Warden alongside my team not really doing much. It was a one sided shitshow just like every other match in this game. Bonus points to the Wraith at the end going "lol lash mad". Gee, I'd be mad too if we got our shit kicked in, barely got anything done, didn't say a fucking peep outside of our Seven occassionally talking, and got stomped heavily by a fed as fuck Warden. Do NOT play Deadlock past midnight. Work mistake of my life. [ID: 35872389]
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The only thing whats bad about your matchmaking is your cringe 25% comeback system. Everything enemy have to do is to make sure they lose their lanes, play until late game, have better late game draft :). That so cool isnt it.
 
I had to win this game with a fucking braindead shiv and haze and leaver ivy at min 2


Luckily abrams had a brain
 

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Got this braindead haze from last game (toastie) as a braindead warden this game.

Implement avoid teammate feature now.

Hopefully don't have to mention the skill level of infernus. Rather have a bot.
 

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Tried playing early, evening, night to early morning.
It doesnt matter at all.

Theres only one direction the rating is going, just falling down and even when it was high, still matched in crap -.-


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People just feeding at least 10 times, then whining why they have no farm...........

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The exception, enemy team got just raped.


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Disables are somehow not affordable -.-
Enemy team completely carried by geist.
 
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50k soul deficit match that ended in 28 minutes. only one of their guardians was destroyed.
 

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How can one end 0 15 and 15k dmg after >40min and still get matched in oracle, fuck this shit.


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griefing and afking haze, thanks mm again.
Thats like the 8th game in a row that is utter garbage.
 
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