SHITHOUSE

So 🤔📖📖 Oh, the bazookas are coming in! 📡🧐📝 Fixing 📝🤔📜 Gotta figure it out… 🤯📖📖 Firing 🔍🧐📜 So-so, the explosion is clearing up 🧩📖🤔 Urgently reloading! 🗄✍️📜 Checking again 📖🤨📜 so come on 🗣 write it down 🔊 here 🗣🗣listen carefully 👂 🗣write it down 🔊🔊so come on 🗣 write it down 🔊 here 🔊🗣listen carefully 👂 🗣write it down 🔊 so here
 
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So 🤔📖📖 Oh, the bazookas are coming in! 📡🧐📝 Fixing 📝🤔📜 Gotta figure it out… 🤯📖📖 Firing 🔍🧐📜 So-so, the explosion is clearing up 🧩📖🤔 Urgently reloading! 🗄✍️📜 Checking again 📖🤨📜 so come on 🗣 write it down 🔊 here 🗣🗣listen carefully 👂 🗣write it down 🔊🔊so come on 🗣 write it down 🔊 here 🔊🗣listen carefully 👂 🗣write it down 🔊 so here
what are these garbage spamposts that dont take SHITHOUSE seriously?
 
I need the rocket to be the slowest projectile weapon in the game. I need it to be chunky. I need it to be atrocious at getting orbs from even a tiny distance, but we let the splash damage count towards orbs it because THEY ARE IN THE AIR.
I need voicelines that mock the enemy for being knocked into the air by juggling them with feet shots.

SHITHOUSE, heir the ground throne, built from the ground (brick) as god intended
 
I need the rocket to be the slowest projectile weapon in the game. I need it to be chunky. I need it to be atrocious at getting orbs from even a tiny distance, but we let the splash damage count towards orbs it because THEY ARE IN THE AIR.
I need voicelines that mock the enemy for being knocked into the air by juggling them with feet shots.

SHITHOUSE, heir the ground throne, built from the ground (brick) as god intended
DESTROY ENEMY FEET
 
Whenenver Pooch--SHITHOUSE isn't in the lobby, all the other characters should be asking "Where's SHITHOUSE"?

SHITHOUSE has no stamina, SHITHOUSE doesn't need to go anywhere fast, because SHITHOUSE is where the action is, baby.

SHITHOUSE can only leave the ground willingly by hitting his own manholes and the ground has to apologize for it and promise to DO BETTER NEXT TIME.
 
So 🤔📖📖 Oh, the bazookas are coming in! 📡🧐📝 Fixing 📝🤔📜 Gotta figure it out… 🤯📖📖 Firing 🔍🧐📜 So-so, the explosion is clearing up 🧩📖🤔 Urgently reloading! 🗄✍️📜 Checking again 📖🤨📜 so come on 🗣 write it down 🔊 here 🗣🗣listen carefully 👂 🗣write it down 🔊🔊so come on 🗣 write it down 🔊 here 🔊🗣listen carefully 👂 🗣write it down 🔊 so here
 
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