Bad Matchmaking Thread

[Zen_Azusa]

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[nothergame]

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70171892 I'm always the key player on the losing team yet I rank down because I couldn't carry 3 or 4 ritualists hard enough

this thread is pointless when this is the guy you have on matchmaking:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1841491318197174699

no fucking way that post to X.XXX is real. no fucking way they drank the gpt kool aids

 

[nothergame]

I was actually thinking of dropping a doc with game ideas, new characters, and skills. But for now, my only idea is to put the people responsible for this matchmaking on a wall of shame

LMAO BRO THEY USE CHATGPT

 

[nothergame]

I'm like 92% sure nobody at Valve is reading this thread lol

the janny reads and laughs

 

[vynthalis]

Normal game except for the vindicta which was their 3rd game ever, in a oracle V lobby. Spent most of the game just running around lost.

 

[orbitalsalttrooperx1]

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Wraith is a smurf. Also can I like remove the russian region from my games? This Venator and Calico just ran it down most of the game. Absolute dogshit russians.

 

[flint.wongkh]

But your entire team somehow manages to extend the match until the 40th minute while not having a single chance at winning all along.
I swear half the matches I get are just pure wastes of time.

it extended until 35mins because i was killing some of them and they were feeding on my teammates just dragging the game. you can see my team's performance that they were the cost of the loss

 

[flint.wongkh]

yo @Yoshi why is the no.1 sinclair player who is eternus 5 doing here in an ascendant 4 average? do you know how easily he stomped my teammate's sidelane? the game was over in the first 10 minutes when they were 3/0 3/0. you always give dogshit matchmaking, fucking putting eternus 5/6 in a fucking ascendant 5 lobby. what the fuck is wrong with your matchmaking. fucking hero update and no matchmaking yet.


another game where another eternus 5 is in this lobby, destroying my sidelane. the only reason we got so far was because of doorman's cart but comeon bro how hard is it to get your matchmaking right. its not that difficult buddy just get your fucking dota matchmaking.

 

[orbitalsalttrooperx1]

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Huge team diff. Any ETA on closing down this thread or a matchmaking patch?

 

[GoodGreeny]

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Drifter and Venator were feeding, they’re definitely not from this rank. They have no clue what to do or how items even work)))

 

[Zen_Azusa]

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what is this item draft

 

[GoodGreeny]

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So the 50% system is actually a thing. I won, but only because the other team kept feeding and quitting, just like my teammates did last time)))

 

[hateud]

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Why should I play alone against 10 people? This is an abnormal matchmaking, the enemy team is playing the game, and I have difficult bots in AFK mode.
While I'm creating space, my teammates are AFK.

 

[petikntrop]

fuck u
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[GoodGreeny]

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Nice team again, devs)
Probably playing the game yourselves since you can't fix the MM)))
Abrams and Mo are just another pair of beginners who don't know how to play))

 

[Domineeriv]

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Pocket, Victor seemed to struggle in this elo and lost their lane insanely hard. Felt like uneven matchmaking with a very steep curve upwards, almost impossible to win.

 

[Ragnaman]

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Average rank of phantom 1 but their haze is a smurf account with only 7 games total in phantom V and their abrams is eternus VI.

Guess what happens when eternus 6 has a friend who is also eternus 6 but decides to spoof a smurf account, then they play in a party. This matchmaker system has not taken that into account.

 

[whckny0]

dogshit matchmaking
every
single
day

 

[manwithamission101]

Match ID: 70381630
Game started somewhat fair. Rapid snowball eventually ensued.
3 players on Hidden King team using smurf/alt accounts:
Drifter (https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199668636208)
Seven (https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199574745846)
Shiv (https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199658441486)
The Drifter and Shiv are Steam friends with one another and also with the Mirage who was using his main account to enable the smurf. Note Mirage also has a VAC ban on record (https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198974088257)

 

[catwithhorns]

i cant yoshi. i cant get out from lowtier, it happened 6th times. my teams had neg kda. its a 6v6 game what should i do?. seriously sooner or later i dont find this game is fun anymore. your extra comp gimick is useless

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