Bad Matchmaking Thread

[throwawaym8]

61131030 THIS GUY IS STILL PLAYING THE GAME LIKE HE IS OBVIOUSLY CHEATING

Valve does not moderate their games. Every cheater gets away with hundreds or even thousands of matches played because Valves very crappy automated systems barely work. All Valve games are like this, expect cheaters to run rampant in Deadlock as well.

 

[rkk]

ranks are overinflated to the point where matchmaking is comically bad right now, no exaggeration the absolute worst it's EVER been

brand new accounts are being ranked archon when this is supposed to be a mid-high skill bracket
players with statlocker performance ranks of emissary-archon are being ranked phantom, ascendant is basically just the middle of the pack rank now

 

[jbb]

61193628 Emissary 3 lobby with a Haze that had 5 total games

 

[Afixe6]

61203877 - 60530641

 

[Yuedar]

61207593 - smurf bullshit in the blue lane

 

[ttran2348]

61204693

my whole team is new while the entire enemy team is seal team 6.

 

[dewitt]

Here we go again. Hopefully it helps someone at some point. Would be really cool to see any communication if these 576 pages of documented people suffering are affecting the matchmaker development in any positive way.

61210845, party queue, "Oracle I" vs "Oracle V", while my new-to-the-game friend is probably Archon at this point -- I'll ask them if it's crucial.

As if the elo difference was not enough, enemy team has a blatant smurf that casually allchatted racial slurs throughout the game. Sadly report options are limited to either "chat abuse" or "smurfing", implying the lack of consideration for cases like this when both are appropriate.

Hardware ban the smurfs. TOXIC LUMP OF COAL Christmas ban wave in Dota was stuff of legends.

 

[skiboyrocks]

61241528
I get that this is a brawl match but jesus christ this shit happens all the time in both modes

 

[Klar]

61247931

Stomp caused by people in my team being seemingly very new players.

 

[OnyxClawe]

Match ID 61253550. approximately 40k soul diff at 20 minutes. additionally likely a vindicta smurf.

 

[entar99]

61257905
Warden was miles ahead of everyone else, completely dictated the game

 

[ttran2348]

61256447

6 solo queue against a 5 stack. Unbelievable

 

[Akshka]

AMAZING I LOVE IT WHEN I WASTE 27 MIN 61287913. imagine making matchmaking this dogshit. 13 kills to over 60 in less than 30 min

 

[pigeon]

61294965
celeste and holliday in the same lane and just a barrage of burst spirit damage at range. but just enough to NOT trigger spirit sheilding within the first 13ish mins. & after that the celeste was at 30k and the rest of the server was around 16 to 20k. the enemy team roamed and picked off anyone attempting to close the distance and she free to jungle and take objective. leave us at around 30k each and the enemy team at 40 to 60k souls.