Bad Matchmaking Thread

[mh62808]

just got a temp ban for nothing? i didnt even chat or leave early?

 

[jaxcy]

I have no words for the performance of everyone on my team besides haze. These people werent real, doorman leaving lane to split souls at 7 minutes and not apply any pressure, viktor executing the definition of insanity running into entire team over and over at 15k souls without farming and dying on repeat not understanding why he was losing fights. How the hell are these people in my rank.

Match ID: 50521095

 

[danieltheturkey]

Match ID: 50526708
- Rank #1 & #2 are queueing together in a region that is already suffering with unbalanced games.

Match ID: 50405999
- 4 Stack of top 100 Eternus players leads to an unbalanced game that is over before it starts.

This can be solved if ALL Eternus players are forced to solo queue to give the other team a chance of winning.

 

[Sevenov]

I want to play with people of my noob level, but I am held higher

 

[Sevenov]

why?

 

[Sevenov]

my rank

 

[LunarMess]

50549012 - entire snowball event has been awful. Match maker is so incredibly broken now its just an entire games of guardians still being up past 30 minutes. Please just delete this thread and make a statement that this is intended of the match maker so we can be done with this.

 

[Sevenov]

next game. Can someone explain to me why this is?

 

[playeremers]

50553187

supposedly 5 man stack vs no stack
you are stupid if you think this is an acceptable match

 

[oneofthemanydavids]

50557918

I don't even know why I bother at this point. Far too many games are like this. 47 to 19, 50K souls down.

50560012

49 to 16. Over 60K souls down. What is this bullshit? Genuine question. You expect us to keep playtesting this?

50562108

50K down, 61 to 30.

Three horrible stomps in a row. Smurfs everywhere. This game is now effectively unplayable.

 

[skipperdoeswork]

50571422

One of the worst mm experiences I've had on the game, and I have 1500 hours. Paige literally said she's ascendant. I'm emissary 5.

Haze casual 2k per min souls at 26 mins.

Warden and Haze both rush Glass Cannon.

Haze Paige lane 30-3-31 combined. 26 minutes.

 

[throwawaym8]

49 to 16. Over 60K souls down. What is this bullshit? Genuine question. You expect us to keep playtesting this?

50562108

50K down, 61 to 30.

Three horrible stomps in a row. Smurfs everywhere. This game is now effectively unplayable.

Valve literally do not care my brother. Every Valve game turns out like this.

 

[sailcast]

50562394 - cheater on bibop
50564118 - same cheater on bibop (next game, Yoshi!)
50565285 - same cheater on bibop (again, Yoshi, can you believe?)
50567728 - a great sample of horrible matchmaking in your shit game (haze make all game by yourself)
50569835 - cheater on infernus
50571788 - wraith and warden crushing all my team

Can you just close your fucking game? It's unplayable, on lowranks you got snowballed on 15 minute, your mm system gives same players again and again, and they got snowballed you over and over.
Have you just tested your matchmaking on low ranks? It's truly garbage, you can't get over it because of smurfs, cheaters and stupid teammates.

How can I want to play your shitgame after all of this?

 

[throwawaym8]

Have you just test your matchmaking on low ranks? It's truly garbage, you can't get over it because of smurfs, cheaters and stupid teammates.

How can I want to play your shitgame after all of this?

Valve don't care. It's been like this for well over a year. CS2 is the same, just endless cheaters and smurfs.

The only winning move is to stop playing.

 

[eduardo_luisc7]

High elo disparity.
Match ID: 50577691

Edit1: It always happens when I'm playing with my friend (who is Alchemist some number), I'm Emissary. Sometimes feel like I can't play with my friend because the match will always be like this.

 

[simplybion13]

What is this matchmaking?! Three people on their team went something and zero */0. 6/0 paige, 7/0 Warden, 9/0 Mo, and 13/1 Infernus which was 30k souls at like the 10 min mark. These people are clearly better than me, no in an entirely different league than me and yet I played against them? I love the concept of this game but the matchmaking makes it almost unplayable... I have gotten crushed all night.
Match ID: 50582093

 

[Emily Vasquez]

The one time I come back into a game, and at first I thought it was gonna be one of those games where my team are a bunch of deafmutes, but then I realize later throughout the match that Haze is constantly hitting their knives/getting fed like mad. I check their profile and not only are they clearly smurfing, but the enemy team is sucking them off + clearly not caring that they're being hard carried by a cheater. Ban them and the people who supported them.

Steam Community :: Silly Dick String

steamcommunity.com

 

[throwawaym8]

I check their profile and not only are they clearly smurfing, but the enemy team is sucking them off + clearly not caring that they're being hard carried by a cheater. Ban them and the people who supported them.

Valve doesn't punish cheaters or smurfs. In the very rare case of a ban they just make a new account and go back to ruining matches.

 

[Emily Vasquez]

Valve doesn't punish cheaters or smurfs. In the very rare case of a ban they just make a new account and go back to ruining matches.

The rot consumes

 

[asd87]

50586350 - Some temu ass valve dev matchmaking