Bad Matchmaking Thread

Upon loading into a match, the game stated that it would not impose a leaver penalty but would still count as a loss. Other oddities include it being a full rank division below my normal rank.
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Could you like... Revoke party queue privileges from some people?
48826631, started the game by puasing for 5 minutes to take a shit, then they shitted up the game
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48782724, queued the three weakest heroes together
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48828076 I don't know if this one was aparty queue but considering we had half a team and we were up against *that*, I'm pretty confident the infernus was party queued with someone.
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@Yoshi 4Ls in a row, thank you so much. the rank is the same every game but dayum the team is so horseshit. dynamo 0/16 hello what the fuck is this dogshit matchmaking. literally cannot win in party and solo because of your dogwater matchmaking. fuck your shitty matchmaking. it is so bad. the game has been in alpha for a year+ and yet still no improvements to the matchmaking. I think you guys need to wrap it up and call it a day at you jobs. Arc Raiders are hiring, you guys can go join them.
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Hey monkey devs, am I stuck as some sort of noob caretaker or something? Cause what the fuck is this? The Vindicta is 0/14/0. Curious cause THIS ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPENS! @Yoshi Do something already you dumbfuck what is with this matchmaking? Holy fuck please for the love of god you retarded bum devs do something already. It's so draining to play and see absolute noobs on your team feeding like mad while you can't do anything about it. I don't give a fuck about wait times. Give us balanced matches for the love of god.
 
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Simply ridiculous. If you trust statlocker rankings. Match ID 48845466.
One of duos are Oracle / Braindead Alchemist. And our trio gets another trio of vegetables. Other duo of opposite team is Oracle / Archon AND THEY GET TO PLAY AGAINST THESE LESSER BEINGS and of course they destroy them and and simply snowball with carry.
 

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Plsfixmatchmaking said:
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Hey monkey devs, am I stuck as some sort of noob caretaker or something? Cause what the fuck is this? The Vindicta is 0/14/0. Curious cause THIS ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPENS! @Yoshi Do something already you dumbfuck what is with this matchmaking? Holy fuck please for the love of god you retarded bum devs do something already. It's so draining to play and see absolute noobs on your team feeding like mad while you can't do anything about it. I don't give a fuck about wait times. Give us balanced matches for the love of god.
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hahahahh bro the devs are so wildly incompetent its hilarious. Its a rigged system cause they are all too dumb to do anything correctly. If you win too much, they stack the teams to force losses, its so obvious its comical. Everywhere i go to look into it, besides the heavily astro turfed reddit garbage, everyone thinks the devs of this game are absolutely brain dead lmfaooooo. Its been like this for a solid year, they arent capable, all DEI hires


Every time im about to break into Archon, it stacks the teams so wildly on both sides, my team all braindead feeders or brand new players, and the other team all high Archon lmfaoooo, then it does this.
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Just forced.

All these coping players that think they have any impact on the outcome of most of these games is just a brainwashed fanboy lmfaooo, literally the most pathetic dev cycle i have ever seen.

Right before this forced losing streak i was winning 3-4 games in a row as Dynamo, then a forced loss, then win 3-4, then a forced loss, lfmaooooo once you get too many wins the devs diapers get full and their brain dead match maker code does this lmfaoooo.
 
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snipertf2lover said:
As a new Obscurus player, I've been matched with people who are way better at the game than me and relatively new players at the same time on both teams. I don't think matchmaking is working as intended, however, they get data and analytics from matches so they can improve matchmaking.

I hope matchmaking improves, though! 😄
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As someone not in obsurss, or new, it's easy to tell when players are above or below your skill rating. Or whether they're cheating, by visibly locking on. Outputting more damage than possible early game, etc.

Player rating usually isn't the issue but can be when it comes to smurfing.

Watch this match here, specifically watch the shiv compared to everyone else. You'll notice quite alot about their behaviors compared to every other player in seeker/ alchemist skill rating.

Smurfing, is still cheating in case you think it isn't so while they don't have lock on, It's a MUCH higher rated player that's likely phantom or higher on their main account, on an alt account targeting lower elo lobbies.

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