Bad Matchmaking Thread

Simply ridiculous. If you trust statlocker rankings. Match ID 48845466.
One of duos are Oracle / Braindead Alchemist. And our trio gets another trio of vegetables. Other duo of opposite team is Oracle / Archon AND THEY GET TO PLAY AGAINST THESE LESSER BEINGS and of course they destroy them and and simply snowball with carry.
 

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Hey monkey devs, am I stuck as some sort of noob caretaker or something? Cause what the fuck is this? The Vindicta is 0/14/0. Curious cause THIS ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPENS! @Yoshi Do something already you dumbfuck what is with this matchmaking? Holy fuck please for the love of god you retarded bum devs do something already. It's so draining to play and see absolute noobs on your team feeding like mad while you can't do anything about it. I don't give a fuck about wait times. Give us balanced matches for the love of god.
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hahahahh bro the devs are so wildly incompetent its hilarious. Its a rigged system cause they are all too dumb to do anything correctly. If you win too much, they stack the teams to force losses, its so obvious its comical. Everywhere i go to look into it, besides the heavily astro turfed reddit garbage, everyone thinks the devs of this game are absolutely brain dead lmfaooooo. Its been like this for a solid year, they arent capable, all DEI hires


Every time im about to break into Archon, it stacks the teams so wildly on both sides, my team all braindead feeders or brand new players, and the other team all high Archon lmfaoooo, then it does this.
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Just forced.

All these coping players that think they have any impact on the outcome of most of these games is just a brainwashed fanboy lmfaooo, literally the most pathetic dev cycle i have ever seen.

Right before this forced losing streak i was winning 3-4 games in a row as Dynamo, then a forced loss, then win 3-4, then a forced loss, lfmaooooo once you get too many wins the devs diapers get full and their brain dead match maker code does this lmfaoooo.
 
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snipertf2lover said:
As a new Obscurus player, I've been matched with people who are way better at the game than me and relatively new players at the same time on both teams. I don't think matchmaking is working as intended, however, they get data and analytics from matches so they can improve matchmaking.

I hope matchmaking improves, though! 😄
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As someone not in obsurss, or new, it's easy to tell when players are above or below your skill rating. Or whether they're cheating, by visibly locking on. Outputting more damage than possible early game, etc.

Player rating usually isn't the issue but can be when it comes to smurfing.

Watch this match here, specifically watch the shiv compared to everyone else. You'll notice quite alot about their behaviors compared to every other player in seeker/ alchemist skill rating.

Smurfing, is still cheating in case you think it isn't so while they don't have lock on, It's a MUCH higher rated player that's likely phantom or higher on their main account, on an alt account targeting lower elo lobbies.

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another forced loss by the great matchmaking! i won too many in a row!
Why is this Billy in my rank? every time i play him he absolutely annialates everyone
 
another forced loss. i had fun the match before and then i get people like this. int feeding seven and a team that clearly doesnt know how to itemize or even strategize a plan. why are these people in this rank. better yet, why am i so fucking far down where i cant carry 5 people that have 0 clue how to play the game.

match ID: 48883919

stop treating the game like it's a released product. actually playtest the matchmaker with new adjustments/changes or add a re calibrate rank button or do a rank reset. the next big patch aint gonna erase this issue when the player count spikes back to 40-70k
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flint.wongkh said:
@Yoshi 4Ls in a row, thank you so much. the rank is the same every game but dayum the team is so horseshit. dynamo 0/16 hello what the fuck is this dogshit matchmaking. literally cannot win in party and solo because of your dogwater matchmaking. fuck your shitty matchmaking. it is so bad. the game has been in alpha for a year+ and yet still no improvements to the matchmaking. I think you guys need to wrap it up and call it a day at you jobs. Arc Raiders are hiring, you guys can go join them.
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@Yoshi make that 5 in a row bro. im supposed to believe my team is average ascendant 1 when my pocket went 0/10. absolute ass team absolute ass game absolute ass matchmaking. yall are seriously bad at the matchmaking. how did you come up with dota but fail at deadlock.

Edit: make that 6 in a row. I have a lash that doesn't fight with the team because he's busy flying everywhere and i got a bebop that goes in to bomb just to die. thank you for your matchmaking yoshi1765613903182.png
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