Bad Matchmaking Thread

[meisterclawwave]

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Valve does give a single shit about match quality

 

[meisterclawwave]

38722814

Fuck you valve for wasting my time

 

[meisterclawwave]

38695029
they lose all lanes and walkers below 10min, map seems way too complicated.
Die a lot and cry the whole game, of course matched with 3 people reported exactly for that kind of garbage -.-


38696153

38697619
competitive feeding geist or just plain griefing as usual was already reported ages before....


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38701354
this is just unimaginable bad, stop matching me those tards, its absolutely pointless to play. at least make it archon so maybe the absolute basics are in -.-


100% of matches today only contained that kind of garbage, a ranking for like afk bots would be even too much for those -.-

Too bad Valve doesnt read this thread anymore

 

[meisterclawwave]

The biggest fumble in the closed alpha was when matchmaking was first reworked. When the modes were separated everything worked infinitely better. Unranked was fine and was a good way to learn characters, items, strategies, etc and ranked was available at certain times so even if the player pool was small everyone would should up for 4 hours or so. All they had to do when the player pool got even smaller was give around 2 hours to play ranked and it would be a lot more understandable. Instead we got a bad solution at the time that was probably supposed to be a temporary fix which instead turned into the borderline unplayable system thats been in effect for 8 or 9 months.

True.

 

[Thrasophius]

I can carry games, but I can't carry stupid lane feeding shitters. I get a huge soul lead for dicking the enemy team and this dumb fuck just hands the souls back to them by dying 11 fucking times. And guess what matchmaking does? Gives the enemy team, Wraith/Vyper/Holiday. This patches current most busted fucking characters.

There is an instant way to know if MM has decided to fuck you over or give you a free win. First look which team has the 3 most current flavors of OP. Second keep an eye on deaths to see which team has been given the designated shitter who thinks they can 1v6 the team. I guarantee you, you will be able to predict your matches before you even get in lane. I'm sick of this fucking shit. Put draft in the game already or shut down this utter garbage.

 

[Thrasophius]

Wow, look at that. So fun. So balanced. Theory holds true. YET AGAIN, given the feeding shitters because MM doesn't want me to climb. You tanked my rank from emissary to arcanist and now the game feels like shit. Enemy team getting ritualist while I'm stuck with mouth breathing fucking seekers for team mates.

Honestly, just tank me to initiate at this point. God your MM is utter dog shit.

 

[Garbobo]

Im not sure if its simply not enough players to actually fill MMR anymore, but these games were very one sided
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[EngineTrap]

38735755
Was helping a friend get into the game and this happens, one of these players sure isnt like the others!
Super cool how one person can just 1v6 and carry the entire game in under 30 minutes for a team mostly composed of people with 1 or 2 kills. This is dumb.

 

[back_biter+deadlock]

Please fucking ban the griefers and leavers. Literally all my games are filled with players worse than bots. All the way up to high archon.
Btw dropped from archon 5 to emissary 3 in a week of play. Thanks to literal human trash.

 

[back_biter+deadlock]

Why the fuck did I get dropped literally 2 full ranks, and now I have to climb back up?

I struggled so hard to leave the fucking worthless human trash retards behind, and now all my games are with them and it's fucking unwinnable again.

 

[back_biter+deadlock]

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[back_biter+deadlock]

38743498

Obviously would be a shame if I had a single iota of a chance to win right?

 

[back_biter+deadlock]

38743498

Thanks for this wonderful game.

 

[Domineeriv]

A 80k soul difference game: 38745730

Not sure what exactly even could have been done here. Seemed like enemy team played on a whole different level than my own team.

 

[Jaacker]

38749861
Match ended in 25 minutes, they couldn't take down all our guardians so they were flexslotless. Overall a stomp, the enemy team started leaving by the minute 21 or so.

 

[f1delity666]

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unable to take good fights, always out of position.

 

[f1delity666]

38751676
bebop, ginnis, oh man, clearly misplaced.

38753031
same again with same people, great work prioritizing the reported ones -.-


38754633
chasing every kill, ignoring objectives -.-
gun dynamo chasing everywhere and paradox leaving as soon as that garbage doesnt work anymore, thanks a lot match making this will be another 100% garbage games day, perfect job. And of course those were reported ages ago as well.


38755507
again, another garbage match, this match making is doing wonders.

38757359
yet another one, perfect.


38758371
the next, just a perfect streak.
16k DMG wraith in 35min.... match me good -.-


38759249
just another one -.-
with two russian losing guardian in 3min and then more or less afk jungle and a 18k dmg haze after 30min.
It's amazing, this is just a hard mode with competitive griefing/feeding or pure stupidity.

It's really amazing how much worse the matchmaking got since end of may.

 

[AustyFrosty]

38726818, why is an Ascendant allowed to queue into an Alchemist game?

 

[back_biter+deadlock]

38766522

Was afraid I might win this game, but thankfully I got human trash teammates like pocket and mirage to make sure that we didn't have a shot.

 

[back_biter+deadlock]

38770417

Yo wtf, how were they supposed to win?