Bad Matchmaking Thread

[Brochelle]

They're under 600 players now, maybe one day they will fix this broken game

They're under 600 because people are just getting sick of it.

 

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37285736

Wtf is this infernus and seven
fucking bots

 

[Brochelle]

ID: 37286604

Won lane against Haze/Kevin but my team threw so hard there was no coming back.

The Pocket on our team said he's only played 100-150hrs and hasnt played since Novemeber.

If Im sitting at 800+hrs why am I in a match with him?

Im a support class not a garbage truck I cant carry this trash.

Bulk of my deaths at the end btw because of avalanche of cocks.

 

[zero.free.usernames]

Match ID: 37303086

Completely and utterly dominated by McGinnis and Pocket. Pocket Eternus ranked player.

 

[meisterclawwave]

37303244

Worst matchmaking in gaming history

 

[Jaacker]

37305005
only the yamato and lash seemed to be the people that knew what they were doing, my ally Haze went without deaths and dominated the lobby alongside warden, and only 1 of our lane guardians was dead by the end of the match.

 

[AlemPolter]

How many posts does it take for the developers to realize that their current system isn't working? At this point, they either need to try something different or, ideally—as we expect from a company like Valve—innovate with a solution that finally brings a sense of fairness to matches. Not the same old experience of stomping or being stomped.


It's incredibly frustrating to see that this is the longest thread in the forum and yet the issue remains unaddressed. It’s starting to feel like a petition more than feedback. Maybe Valve thinks we're just complaining because we lose some matches, and that would be a huge mistake—ignoring a widespread concern is simply disrespectful to the community, especially when the fault clearly lies in how matchmaking is currently designed.

 

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37313292

 

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Can anyone spot the difference between these 2 matches?
Which one did I play worse in?

Matchmaking is fucking dogshit, all I want is a game where players aren't fucking retarded.

The lower the mmr, the higher the chance that worthless dogshit players disrespect all my comms and go fucking chain feed.

 

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37314445

 

[PenderrinH]

37315748

I dont really have words for this. A 6 stack, somehow an average of Arcanist 6. Three of them were Oracle to Archon, 2 Emissary, and 1 high arcanist. Wildly shit match

 

[davidashwell]

A constant 6 stack of cheaters playing together in Au servers. Almost all smurfs / level 0 steam accounts. Match IDs:
37318113
37189249
37157015
37066979

 

[Domineeriv]

Match ID 37324225

Somehow an extremely unbalanced match where it was clear the enemy team was a higher rank than us.

 

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37332038

 

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37331257

 

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37330143

 

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37328147

 

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37333236

 

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37335230

 

[ewoods738]

I am Phantom, in a lobby with the best players in North America. I didn't even stand a chance. Completely unplayable.

Match ID: 37335246