Bad Matchmaking Thread

Another great game featuring braindead teammates

Grey Talon is like a driver who didn't know you're supposed to look away from your phone while driving

These people don't look at map or their screen, I would literally rather play with a hard bot, and I do just play bot games now to avoid being queued with this tier of player.
 

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Smurfs in the game, matchmaking is shit, whole rank tiers in between teams, only ever getting downranked not upranked. How is this still not fixed, there are 300 pages of information and you have done nothing at all. Is this forum even read?
 
Matt_Sequel said:
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Smurfs in the game, matchmaking is shit, whole rank tiers in between teams, only ever getting downranked not upranked. How is this still not fixed, there are 300 pages of information and you have done nothing at all. Is this forum even read?
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As much as I 100% vibe with the sentiment, matchmaking is a fucking hard problem, and it's exacerbated by a small playerbase.
But I do agree that my teammates are often fucking baboons.
 
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As much as I 100% vibe with the sentiment, matchmaking is a fucking hard problem, and it's exacerbated by a small playerbase.
But I do agree that my teammates are often fucking baboons.
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I agree it's hard, but this is the company that made Dota 2 so they've got at least got a reference and presumably the insight from that forh how to do matchmaking and solve it's quirks etc.

As a fucking baboon, I can only apologise...
 
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I agree it's hard, but this is the company that made Dota 2 so they've got at least got a reference and presumably the insight from that forh how to do matchmaking and solve it's quirks etc.

As a fucking baboon, I can only apologise...
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I remember sometime last year Oct/Nov, they made a post (maybe here or on steam news) about how they are experimenting with new statistical techniques for matchmaking, and some kind calibration factoring more than just wins and losses.

But tbh, if you check my post history on this thread, I can confidently say that their approach has 100% failed.
 
back_biter+deadlock said:
I remember sometime last year Oct/Nov, they made a post (maybe here or on steam news) about how they are experimenting with new statistical techniques for matchmaking, and some kind calibration factoring more than just wins and losses.

But tbh, if you check my post history on this thread, I can confidently say that their approach has 100% failed.
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Because of the lack of communication on their part, we can do nothing but speculate. It seems as if they haven't worked on the matchmaking algorithm whatsoever in months, but we can't know because they won't tell us anything.
 
Guys why the fuck do I get matched with this shit

Guys I never want to play with or against a queue
Please implement strict Solo Q, I think Talon and Mirage were in party together chain griefing

And Mcginnis was just spamming voice comms with worthless info about her emotional state while she was chain feeding
 

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Thanks guys, I was afraid matchmaking was fixed, but luckily it's still mega broken

Haze Mo Wraith and Kelvin sub-bot tier

Spent all game trying to get mo to buy blink and stamina, but his build was rteally good at rolling into the enmey and feeding
 

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Somehow managed to pull through, but this Kelvin might be the worst player I've ever encountered in a game.
In fact, I think we would have had an easier time of this game 5v6, cause with Kelvin it was effectively 4 v 7.
 

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I don't understand how you can be such fucking shit at the game.

Holliday got carried by me in lane, and proceeded to ignore all the objectives on all the won teamfights
 

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