Bad Matchmaking Thread

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7v5 experience as the wraith on our team (fittingly named brainless) was clearly extremely new to the game and did not know what the hell they were doing at all

tbf it's a sunday morning and I'm playing in the potato bracket (high arcanist) but still, this was not fun
 
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I (Abrams) was arcanist star while friend (Infernus) was ritualist 4
there's a very obvious lopsidedness to the skill level of each player. The warden, for instance, was wondering around and rarely helping until they were already on the patron while on the enemy side their shiv was the only person to frequently time their parry and dominate the field over their allies.
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The team compositions here are a joke. Their team has all the engage and heals in the world and no amount of DPS is going to be able to win this game. First game as shiv didn't feel fun.
 

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why is this happening. a fucking 10 loss streak. i am always contributing. i am always doing what i should be, but no. the enemy team is just always better. what the fuck. why is matchmaking so terrible. please yoshi fix it.
 
Match ID: 35687628. Teammates have no situational awareness again. My 7th loss in a row. Maybe there needs to be some handholding in the UI to teach people not to over pursue and get wiped out while the enemy has the rejuvenator and your patron is already weakened. That's what happened at the end of the game, leaving just 2 of us left to defend. Two players on my team were 25% lower in damage than the other 4.

The only way I can have fun playing this game is to be satisfied with how I played regardless of whether my team loses, which is 7 times in a row currently.
 
I have a problem, could it be a bug? I can't figure out if I always get the bad team or if the heroes are unbalanced or if I have a problem. all of these matches are matches I have played consecutively.

If it goes like this, I will never reach high ranks. how will I rank up?

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Please look at the gameplay of these guys

WTf is this

I would rather play with bots, they will atleast press their buttons on the right time

These guys can't press buttons or look at the map
 

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Another great game

Maybe deadlock should have a literacy test, and a little visual test to make sure people who are fucking blind and can't look at the map don't play ranked
 

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Another team where my teammates were fucking worthless

ReportMo.TTV was afk with scripts to make sure he didn't abandon
 

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Okay we won this one, but how the fuck could it have been fun to play as enemy team?

My whole team was looking at the map, so we just ROLLED them.
 

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