SHITHOUSE

SHITHOUSE IS THE BEST HERO AND HIS NAME IS SHITHOUSE
NAME - SHITHOUSE
GUN - BAZOOKA
STATS - BIG
SHITHOUSE IS A HERO FOR WINNERS

SHITHOUSE SHOOTS PEOPLE WITH BIG POWERFUL ROCKETS.
SHITHOUSE'S ROCKETS ARE MORE POWERFUL THE HARDER YOU CLICK THE MOUSE. WEAK PLAYERS WITH WEAK MICE CANNOT PLAY SHITHOUSE.
HE WOULD SHOOT PEOPLE WITH BIGGER ROCKETS BUT BIGGER ROCKETS HAVE NOT BEEN MADE AVAILABLE TO SHITHOUSE AT THIS CURRENT TIME.
- ABILITY 1 - BIGGER ROCKETS

SHITHOUSE HAS A BIGGER ROCKET THAT DEALS BIGGER DAMAGE.
SHITHOUSE DEALS EVEN BIGGER DAMAGE TO LOSERS WHO LIVE IN THE SKY.
THE SKY IS FOR ROCKETS AND LOSERS BUT THE GROUND IS FOR WINNERS.
THE GROUND BELONGS TO SHITHOUSE.
- ABILITY 2 - MANHOLE

SHITHOUSE THROWS A MANHOLE COVER ONTO THE GROUND.
IF ANY IDIOT (FRIEND, FOE, OR FOOL) STEPS ONTO IT, THEY ARE SENT STRAIGHT UP INTO THE SKY WHERE IDIOTS BELONG.

- ABILITY 3 - SHITHOUSE'S 3RD ABILITY

WHEN SHITHOUSE IS ON THE GROUND (WHERE CHAMPIONS LIVE) SHITHOUSE GAINS A BARRIER.
IF SHITHOUSE EVER HAS A BARRIER, SHITHOUSE CAN NOT BE KNOCKED UPWARDS.
SHITHOUSE WOULD SOONER DIE THAN ABANDON THE MIGHTY GROUND.
- ULTIMATE - SHITHOUSE PUNCH

SHITHOUSE PUNCHES WHICHEVER IDIOT DARES TO APPROACH.
THEY WILL FLY BACKWARDS FOREVER UNTIL A WALL CATCHES THEIR BROKEN BODY.
IF A PUNCHED FOOL FLIES OVER A MANHOLE COVER, THEY WILL BE SENT UPWARDS TO THE SKY, WHERE THEY BELONG.
THE GROUND IS FOR WINNERS AND THE GROUND BELONGS TO SHITHOUSE

SHITHOUSE IS THE BEST HERO AND HIS NAME IS SHITHOUSE
NAME - SHITHOUSE
GUN - BAZOOKA
STATS - BIG
SHITHOUSE IS A HERO FOR WINNERS

SHITHOUSE SHOOTS PEOPLE WITH BIG POWERFUL ROCKETS.
SHITHOUSE'S ROCKETS ARE MORE POWERFUL THE HARDER YOU CLICK THE MOUSE. WEAK PLAYERS WITH WEAK MICE CANNOT PLAY SHITHOUSE.
HE WOULD SHOOT PEOPLE WITH BIGGER ROCKETS BUT BIGGER ROCKETS HAVE NOT BEEN MADE AVAILABLE TO SHITHOUSE AT THIS CURRENT TIME.
- ABILITY 1 - BIGGER ROCKETS

SHITHOUSE HAS A BIGGER ROCKET THAT DEALS BIGGER DAMAGE.
SHITHOUSE DEALS EVEN BIGGER DAMAGE TO LOSERS WHO LIVE IN THE SKY.
THE SKY IS FOR ROCKETS AND LOSERS BUT THE GROUND IS FOR WINNERS.
THE GROUND BELONGS TO SHITHOUSE.
- ABILITY 2 - MANHOLE

SHITHOUSE THROWS A MANHOLE COVER ONTO THE GROUND.
IF ANY IDIOT (FRIEND, FOE, OR FOOL) STEPS ONTO IT, THEY ARE SENT STRAIGHT UP INTO THE SKY WHERE IDIOTS BELONG.

- ABILITY 3 - SHITHOUSE'S 3RD ABILITY

WHEN SHITHOUSE IS ON THE GROUND (WHERE CHAMPIONS LIVE) SHITHOUSE GAINS A BARRIER.
IF SHITHOUSE EVER HAS A BARRIER, SHITHOUSE CAN NOT BE KNOCKED UPWARDS.
SHITHOUSE WOULD SOONER DIE THAN ABANDON THE MIGHTY GROUND.
- ULTIMATE - SHITHOUSE PUNCH

SHITHOUSE PUNCHES WHICHEVER IDIOT DARES TO APPROACH.
THEY WILL FLY BACKWARDS FOREVER UNTIL A WALL CATCHES THEIR BROKEN BODY.
IF A PUNCHED FOOL FLIES OVER A MANHOLE COVER, THEY WILL BE SENT UPWARDS TO THE SKY, WHERE THEY BELONG.
THE GROUND IS FOR WINNERS AND THE GROUND BELONGS TO SHITHOUSE