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I do it when I need to. I won't risk dying like a beautiful dog just to do 1/3 of its health

If I have a good team (rare occasions), I'll push with them, but most of the time, my games look like this. I'm not that stupid to push with those clowns and feed the whole enemy team
then you should be splitting. And lash can escape a lot of BS. So chipping 1/3rd of a walkers hp while your team is being trash else where and forcing the enemy to send 2-3 to you to stop you is actually far better for your team and will allow you to facilitate more wins.

Until you understand Macro plays like this, you will continue to lose. It is very literally that plain and simple.
 
then you should be splitting. And lash can escape a lot of BS. So chipping 1/3rd of a walkers hp while your team is being trash else where and forcing the enemy to send 2-3 to you to stop you is actually far better for your team and will allow you to facilitate more wins.

Until you understand Macro plays like this, you will continue to lose. It is very literally that plain and simple.
 
then you should be splitting. And lash can escape a lot of BS. So chipping 1/3rd of a walkers hp while your team is being trash else where and forcing the enemy to send 2-3 to you to stop you is actually far better for your team and will allow you to facilitate more wins.

Until you understand Macro plays like this, you will continue to lose. It is very literally that plain and simple.
If I’m consistently the best player, the team isn’t losing because of me. Splitting only works if the team can capitalize, but if they’re trash, it’s pointless. You’ve literally put all the responsibility for the loss on me, ignoring the fact that this is a team game. One player can’t carry five failures, no matter how much "macro" they understand. Simple as that, idiot
 
Most of the time, I’m solo defending our walkers while my braindead teammates are staring at walls, doing absolutely nothing. I honestly can’t even imagine how low your IQ has to be to make a statement like this. You’re blaming me, the only person actually contributing, while ignoring the fact that my teammates are utterly useless. This is a team game, not a 1v6 simulator, retard
 
whats the point in you showing me this? Are you tryign to tell me this counters you? sure, but if you have good macro, then you are leaving before they even get close enough to do this too you.

my point stands.
 
If I’m consistently the best player, the team isn’t losing because of me. Splitting only works if the team can capitalize, but if they’re trash, it’s pointless. You’ve literally put all the responsibility for the loss on me, ignoring the fact that this is a team game. One player can’t carry five failures, no matter how much "macro" they understand. Simple as that, idiot
Sure. But this is a moba. A single player can carry a team of baddies till they reach a level they are not good enough to continue to carry them through pure force and then have to learn how to manipulate the game through other means of strategy. AKA, macro.

Simple as that....
 
Most of the time, I’m solo defending our walkers while my braindead teammates are staring at walls, doing absolutely nothing. I honestly can’t even imagine how low your IQ has to be to make a statement like this. You’re blaming me, the only person actually contributing, while ignoring the fact that my teammates are utterly useless. This is a team game, not a 1v6 simulator, retard
I also told you that I feel your pain as i know exactly what this is like. That doesnt change anything I said. You are just coping and now utilizing ad hominem to justify your coping.

Either keep coping or improve. Its the same thing everyone else has too do in this game and every moba ever.
 
I also told you that I feel your pain as i know exactly what this is like. That doesnt change anything I said. You are just coping and now utilizing ad hominem to justify your coping.

Either keep coping or improve. Its the same thing everyone else has too do in this game and every moba ever.
I also told you that I feel your pain as i know exactly what this is like. That doesnt change anything I said. You are just coping and now utilizing ad hominem to justify your coping.

Either keep coping or improve. Its the same thing everyone else has too do in this game and every moba ever.
>If I’m consistently the best player, the team isn’t losing because of me. Splitting only works if the team can capitalize, but if they’re trash, it’s pointless. You’ve literally put all the responsibility for the loss on me, ignoring the fact that this is a team game. One player can’t carry five failures, no matter how much "macro" they understand. Simple as that, idiot

Read this again
 
>If I’m consistently the best player, the team isn’t losing because of me. Splitting only works if the team can capitalize, but if they’re trash, it’s pointless. You’ve literally put all the responsibility for the loss on me, ignoring the fact that this is a team game. One player can’t carry five failures, no matter how much "macro" they understand. Simple as that, idiot

Read this again
I can read it as much as you want to post it, it doesn't actually change anything or make you correct. Just Because you are doing the best doesnt mean anything if you are losing. And yes there will be times your team gets steam rolled no matter what you do.

But you will win more often (have over 50% win rate) by actively making better macro choices. In many cases. what you are describing means you need to split the map and create pressure some where else on your team.

You probably need to have better communication with your team, but thats not something I can make a judgment on without actually playing with you.

In the end, coming here and flaming your teams doesnt help you win. Flaming me for not just automatically justifying and validating you doesnt help you win more.

Better macro plays, starting from the probably the first 2-3 minutes of this game will.

So again. What I said still stands.
 
I can read it as much as you want to post it, it doesn't actually change anything or make you correct. Just Because you are doing the best doesnt mean anything if you are losing. And yes there will be times your team gets steam rolled no matter what you do.

But you will win more often (have over 50% win rate) by actively making better macro choices. In many cases. what you are describing means you need to split the map and create pressure some where else on your team.

You probably need to have better communication with your team, but thats not something I can make a judgment on without actually playing with you.

In the end, coming here and flaming your teams doesnt help you win. Flaming me for not just automatically justifying and validating you doesnt help you win more.

Better macro plays, starting from the probably the first 2-3 minutes of this game will.

So again. What I said still stands.

Bro, what "macro" are we even talking about when three of my teammates couldn’t win a 3v1 against a sentient potato? 💀 Like, my guy, I’m out here solo babysitting our walkers while these WiFi-powered organisms are busy discovering walls. You’re over here preaching "strategy" like I can just plug a USB drive full of game sense into their skulls and suddenly they stop being oxygen thieves.
Ain’t no "macro" when your squadmates got the reaction time of a Windows XP startup and the aim of a legally blind stormtrooper. I could scream strats in their ears, but best case? They ignore me like an Amber Alert. Worst case? They try, fumble, and accidentally buff the enemy team. At this point, I’m not "playing the game", I’m conducting a live social experiment on what happens when primates gain controller access.
You can’t "macro" your way out of a biological tragedy like this.1738178070199.png1738178088897.png
 
Bro, what "macro" are we even talking about when three of my teammates couldn’t win a 3v1 against a sentient potato? 💀 Like, my guy, I’m out here solo babysitting our walkers while these WiFi-powered organisms are busy discovering walls. You’re over here preaching "strategy" like I can just plug a USB drive full of game sense into their skulls and suddenly they stop being oxygen thieves.
Ain’t no "macro" when your squadmates got the reaction time of a Windows XP startup and the aim of a legally blind stormtrooper. I could scream strats in their ears, but best case? They ignore me like an Amber Alert. Worst case? They try, fumble, and accidentally buff the enemy team. At this point, I’m not "playing the game", I’m conducting a live social experiment on what happens when primates gain controller access.
You can’t "macro" your way out of a biological tragedy like this.View attachment 35244View attachment 35245
Like my guy, you need to start babysitting your other lanes 2-3 mins into the game, not 20 mins in after realizing your team is full of mashed potatoes.

All you are doing is coping right now. First step for you is to stop complaining so much and start thinking. You have asked and I have answered. You dont want an answer, you want validation. So it doesnt matter what I say, you arnt going to listen to it.
 
Like my guy, you need to start babysitting your other lanes 2-3 mins into the game, not 20 mins in after realizing your team is full of mashed potatoes.

All you are doing is coping right now. First step for you is to stop complaining so much and start thinking. You have asked and I have answered. You dont want an answer, you want validation. So it doesnt matter what I say, you arnt going to listen to it.
Have you watched any of my replays?
 
Have you watched any of my replays?
If not, just watch the latest one and prove me wrong, dickhead. We’re pushing the lane, I’m getting focked by 3 dudes, and these powerhouses hear "Need help" and still just keep farming creeps 5 meters from me like I’m not in the middle of the chaos. 💀 I’m out here solo 1v3ing, and they’re just leveling up their mining skills off my back. Like, you need some next-level brainrot to react like this.
Then, when I die, these 3 clowns start rushing in, get caught out, and die themselves. Classic.
 
I dont need to, ive had teams just like this because there arnt enough players right now to have decent matchmaking.
Bro, you’re out here trying to school me, but you didn’t even watch the replays? 💀 you must have the IQ of a potato chip to think you can talk with zero context. You’re sitting there pulling out "similar experiences" like you’ve unlocked the secret to being a good player, but all you’ve unlocked is the ability to sound stupid. You’ve gotta be playing on a dial-up connection to be this out of touch. Watching you try to lecture me without seeing what I’m dealing with is like a goldfish giving life advice - completely pointless. Watch the damn replays, maybe get some brain cells in the process, then come talk to me
 
Bro, you’re out here trying to school me, but you didn’t even watch the replays? 💀 you must have the IQ of a potato chip to think you can talk with zero context. You’re sitting there pulling out "similar experiences" like you’ve unlocked the secret to being a good player, but all you’ve unlocked is the ability to sound stupid. You’ve gotta be playing on a dial-up connection to be this out of touch. Watching you try to lecture me without seeing what I’m dealing with is like a goldfish giving life advice - completely pointless. Watch the damn replays, maybe get some brain cells in the process, then come talk to me
Your character. Cope harder.
 
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