Bad Matchmaking Thread

[warhawkgamer11]

73733923 - Vindicta hacker right off the bat, terrible game sense but does miss a single shot. Why am I even fight these fucks? I've dropped to Ritualist II because of this and this hacking fuck is Alchemist IV. Asleep at the wheel as always Valve. Let your art department carry the game and let matchmaking fall by the wayside

 

[wildangel105]

MM has gotten really weird in the last few weeks. When I started, me and my partner won most games, which made a bit of sense since we're both ex-LoL players and have pretty good macro. We climbed pretty quickly and then just started getting games with players who seem very new (like Seeker I) versus experienced players who just go 20/.../ in the lobby and cannot be stopped. I figured some of this was the game trying to sus out our MMR and find the "ceiling" for us, so to speak, but it's been brutal. Last ten games I have a 40% WR and it's almost always one-sided, over at 10 minutes or less, with other lanes feeding 10+ kills in the first 10 minutes.

From last night, this match in particular was frustrating: 73504646

Our poor Yamato went 3/14/5 and seemed very new. Meanwhile, the enemy team Vyper went 25/2/9 and just dunked all over the lobby. They had 88.3K damage, while the next highest on the enemy team was 42K. Our highest DPS was 38.6K. Our team collectively went 16/44/26 with their team at 44/16/81. It just felt absolutely awful to play into.

Another brutal match where their team collectively went 53/15/113 versus our 15/53/15: 73206042

Again, a lobby with a Seeker player versus Ritualist+.

The shift happened around March 26th. It just seems all over the place.

 

[44ichigo]

73732478 - had someone intentionally grief my game after I died once in lane.

People like this should be just perma banned, absolutely ridiculous.

 

[cawsqrl02]

73751892

Their Rem the previous game almost got MVP in an Archon game and for whatever fucked up reason got put in an Archanist game. Surprise, surprise he fucking dominated the game... Shit matchmaking

 

[The Great Goostby]

Come the fuck on, my only death a 5k bomb hack from slur bop, while I have had to deal with run down lane feeders from minute 0 in my own lane........

 

[The Great Goostby]

less then 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001s of damage, dead from 5000 hp lol /kill hacked under patron so an 11 stack that's already hacking, can finally end after an hour of holding me hostage

Literally out perfrom an 11 stack combined...why does my rank not go up? I don't understand your autism ice frog.....why for 400 games have the 0/xx/0 ONLY BEEN ON MY TEAM AND BEEN ON MY TEAM FOR 400 FUCKING GAMES

STOP PUTTING 0/10/0 AT 8 MINUTE BILLIES ON MY TEAM IN MY LANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ragnaman]

73763763

 

[Ashrafhrira123]

ahhh Yoshi explain this pls look at my team and the enemy team

 

[Ashrafhrira123]

look at the teams ranks and our scores how?!

 

[Henry_99]

73811413

Please get this graves off Phantom.

 

[jackslibido]

73813576

Only 2 people on each side knew how to play, the rest of us were left getting farmed.

Seriously, I moved from Europe to asia a few days ago and the match quality went into the toilet. Are there just not enough players in Asia? I'm literally going 2/20 K/D average my last 6 matches, why am I being forced into an elo I have never been in before?

 

[GoodGreeny]

73816652
73811310

THANKS FOR ANOTHER MM EXPERIENCE WITH AN AFK TEAM WHO DOESN'T EVEN KNOW YOU CAN DESTROY BUILDINGS!))))) DO YOU GUYS EVEN PLAY YOUR OWN GAME?

 

[jackslibido]

73821145

3 kills to 23 at 8 minutes. Do I need to say more? Yes? Ok, 11 minutes in, 18k difference in souls. 2 minutes later, 13min in, 30k difference. Those kills? 5 to 34. Game ended at 28min, 3 people on my team had 0 kills. I feel like completely random would be better than this.

 

[Domineeriv]

Match ID 73817370
Calico expressed they got a hero they never play, which wasn't even on their list of preferred heroes, which shouldn't happen imo. Not only that, the doorman was terrorizing the lobby the entire time and the game was just so disorganized as nobody used comms.

 

[enoch]

73817510
This is meant to be emmisary 5 btw, why do i have new players in my lobby. every game there is 1 lane without failure feeding, you're gonna start losing playerbase if you dont fix this shit. all lanes but mines 10+ deaths and dont know how to play the game.

 

[Domineeriv]

Match ID 73823532
Felt like a draft difference. Enemy team had 2 strong m1 gun heroes (Venator, Haze), strong frontliners (Yamato, Abrams) and a support which synergizes well. Our team had no m1 gun heroes, just niche pick heroes.

 

[elytrafae]

Match ID: 73825998

Silver on her FOURTH EVER MATCH in a lobby with people with hundreds of games behind them.
Yes, the Silver said so herself.
(Venator also wasn't doing much better, but he didn't comment on it as far as I saw)

 

[VampRook]

Billy and Silver said at start that they were going to feed haze because they hate to play vs her, then both left the game.

73836104

 

[Geirlydbak]

There is a trio of cheaters queuing together in eternus 1, they have around 30 matches together (every match on their accounts). DO SOMETHING, THEY BEEN DOING THIS SINCE JULY 2025!
Steam id's:

Steam Community :: monkeyman

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Steam Community :: naxeron coach for kvs

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Steam Community :: U_U

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This is on of the matches i played against them, focus on the haze, match id:
73855265

 

[Domineeriv]

Match ID 73861398
Draft difference. Enemy having multiple strong M1 heroes that synergize well (Haze, Venator, Graves + Lash) while our team only had Infernus.

In this gun meta the team with the most gun dmg wins usually.

Match ID 73868557
The Infernus did NOT perform well at all nor did they know in what location they need to be at which point. Definitely not Eternus-level awareness and feels like they were placed in the wrong lobby; like in the above match ID, they were also playing in the same team and had a bit of the same issue.
Only one who felt like they knew what to do and how to play was Venator, the rest seemed not at all coordinated. Plus enemy team had synergizing, strong heroes once again.