Bad Matchmaking Thread

[PeriPieri]

Me and my friend both got disconnected from a game at the exact same time, whenever we tried to rejoin, it would just go to a black screen and load back into the lobby. No idea if this is a bug or something else, and it almost certainly doesn't belong on this thread, but seeing as there isn't a bug report thread I don't know where else to post it

 

[Domineeriv]

Match ID 72751351
Enemy team had multiple strong heroes (Kelvin, Ivy, Celeste) and m1 heroes which synergizes great while our team had no m1 heroes. Holliday at best, but even so, it's not really as consistent as Haze or Ivy who are split-pushers.

 

[flint.w2]

hey @Yoshi 5Ls in a row. kelvin abandoned the game 8 minutes in after feeding like an idiot. gg, you really really have a godlike dogshit matchmaking. you have made me lose 26 games in the last 33 games btw. i lost 26 games in the last 33 games because of you. 9 in 36. gg @Yoshi just quit at this point

 

[madelinesalter8]

mm is bad, i want solo q back

 

[kephew24]

ID GAME: 72760664

Got Infernus and Vindicta with aimbot. Both always aim for the head, even when blinded or through a veil of shadow

 

[austin0]

match ID 72764470


What felt like a full 4 stack of experienced players against at least one clearly new player.

 

[gustavnis]

72768407

I think I had two smurfs on my team? We won in 17 minutes.

 

[catzador]

I am archon 5 on a character I had two down arrows on because ive only played her 2 other times before. Multiple people on my team and the enemy team said they are oracle 3. Character I don't know how to play against the highest ranked players I've ever played (other than the obvious 95% win rate smurf i played against a few days ago)

 

[region-brim-quarry]

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[The Great Goostby]

An 11 stack, doing the usual. Hacking to still get kills, all of them mic spamming the most full on autism all match, hostage taking for 30+ minutes

When are we getting strict solo?

Since you'll never punish 11 stacks and hacking, if dota 2 is anything to go by, can we please be allowed to opt out of being griefed every match for 300 matches by these cancer trash stacks?

fuckign please?


never once NOT ONCE ICE FROG in 300 matches, have the feeders been on the enemy team, has the hacker been on my team....but you've managed to give me feeders in EVERY SINGLE ONE!

And the amount of insane retarded how are you even allowing this hacking you make me deal with? well at least the frog thing is funny....even if it just ends an already failed trash game when they leave then everyone else does....

Billy afk first 5m then fed his friends mid, then i had to solo mid for 20m, the pair of docks running it down, everyone else afk watching then running it down whenever I 1v6'd

 

[Henry_99]

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FIX THE FUCKING MATCHMAKING ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[OdinVertbotenTV]

72809241

Two ritualist players that are part of a trio get shoved into a Phantom/Ascendant lobby then proceed to go 0-13 in lane.

Their third went 0-5 on Rem. Really great stuff.

 

[Dragutin]

Try to explain this match please 72812611

 

[cup]

Howdy! Match number 72820353 had two players on the blue team that were significantly higher skill level than everyone else in the lobby. I usually try not to post about this stuff, but average soul count between players at the end of the game was 25-30k. These two players had just under 50k each.

Great for them and their performances!! But I feel like they should have been in higher ranked matches than this game, haha.

 

[jollyroger1102008]

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Big blowout match for Archmother team, clear experience disparity showcased on Blue Lane. Hidden King got collective of 3 kills across the entire 19 minute game. Archmother bagged 54 total kills in that same time.

 

[The Great Goostby]

Enemy was a 6 stack (blatant 11 stack) my team afk watched me land multiple 6 person black holes, then would either run away at full stats and all spells off CD, or afk watch, then afk feed.

Held me hostage for 40 fucking minutes as they farmed their cancer friends....and I domainted my 1v2 lane vs shiv and fucking graves........they could not take first tower for 20m while I solo defended vs 2 or 6 of them, just gross that you STILL ALLOW STACKS TO RUIN EVERY SINGLE MATCH

 

[Lentor]

Over the last week I got stomped in almost all my matches and that is not an exaggeration. I wouldn't mind losing if the matches were at least close calls but they are always one sided. And I know "the only common thing in each match is me" but I am not in all 3 lanes at the start so us losing all 3 lanes is not on me... and then we are 50k behind by 20 min. One would think by random chance I would be put on the team with the smurfs every now and then.... My ranking also does not go down, I went from Arcanist V to Arcanist IV. This is just ridiculous how unbalanced the matches are.
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