Bad Matchmaking Thread

I don't know if I can write here about my problem, but it's worth a try. Hi Yoshi, can I find out why the hell I'm getting dropped to a WHOLE rank lower than mine in the game?1774509875190.png
 
70589951 - smurf match in asc, phatom average overall doesnt make sense
70588074 - bad mix of people again where mirage and ivy seem out of place
70582860 - Silver viscous and pocket seem to be out of place.
70565702 - enemy viscous seven and rem widely out of place.
70552783 - me kelvin graves pocket and abrams all seem out of place.
70541542 - Abrams is way out of place having almost the lowest dmg of the lobby.
70283712 - Sinclair and silver and apollo all seem like smurfs.
70266814 - Mirage difter vindicta and krill are all variably out of place.
70254296 - Billy seemed new to the game raged after an early box. Entire enemy team was out of place entirely.

Do you think we still need this thread? Or can chatgpt find us another match maker?
 
Match ID 70632163
I don't feel like this match was even in any sense. Felt like every lane was losing hard and nobody was familiar or comfortable on their heroes when the enemy just kept streamrolling and being able to keep momentum over us.

Felt like a rank diff & draft difference too.
 
anyone still looking at these? souls in the end were not too bad because they fumbled their first attempt to win, but this was absolutely unwinnable, 1:21 kills around 10 min etc.
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lets fucking go @Yoshi another fucking loss. Fuck you and your dogshit matchmaking. seriously, every fucking lane got dogwalked. Literally my lane got analed and both other lanes got analed. fuck your dogshit matchmaking. 1 Win in 8 matches, thanks chump. keep it up

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Nothing really needs to be said just look at the stats, just an embarrassing state of matchmaking tbh where this is a recurring partner of people being absolutely clueless and running it down lane like an olympic sprinter.

Match ID: 70656710

Fix your shit

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Match ID: 70657393

Wild variation in ranks and skill level, I'm a phantom 2 player getting queued with Emissaries. This has occurred my last 5 games and went from Phantom 6 to Phantom 1 in a week, as a support player this is frustrating bc I can't carry as easily and it's all due to bad matches. Please do something about this I love deadlock but am struggling to play when every match is a gamble. I don't even care about my rank I just want to have even and enjoyable matches.
 
lets go @Yoshi another loss again. can you stop giving me fucking braindead teammates. fucking ivy and vindicta fucking throwing. fucking Ivy afk and not contributing shit. here's him being braindead at spawn when they're pushing. holy fuck your matchmaking is seriously dogshit. 12 losses in fucking 16 because of your shitty ass matchmaking. you are so fucking good at making games loseable in a row and can't even string a fucking set of Ws because of how dogshit your matchmaking is. I've reported at least 5 times in the last 48 fucking hours and you do fuck all.

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Match ID 70668778
Why, as an Eternus 3, am I put in an Ascendant 5 lobby? Not only is it clearly unfair for me, but it also just feels so beyond frustrating not being able to do anything in a lobby where everyone does the same mistakes I've already grown past.

Again, I'd rather wait 50 minutes to get an even game or higher lobby than actually this garbage I've been gettingthe past 2-3 days. Unreal.
 
And another smurf with over 90% winrate playing only Mo and Krill

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Seriously fucking do something, i am tired of posting this shit for MONTHS and complaining for YEARS now.

FIX

YOUR

SHIT

ASSHOLES!
 
Match ID: 70672521

Allegedly Emissary level game where the entire time is completely clueless. Ignoring comms and the urn getting ran ad nauseam. Hard won the lane only for the Haze me and Kelvin were laning against to completely run away with the game because my team has the spatial awareness so low I'd be impressed if they found their way out of a paper bag.

Absolutely laughable

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lets go @Yoshi 4th post today. another loss again. eternus 6 again in an ascendant lobby. but it doesn't matter because every single one of them are eternus. womp womp another loss.
this was in the first 11 minutes. already losing 10k phew goodjob @Yoshi. you're really outstanding in your field.
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you know @Yoshi , every loss in this picture, i've posted a ss here showing how abyssmal your matchmaking is yet you don't care i see. I mean why would you, you just sit around and eat donuts and jack off doing nothing. Your team is literally doing the work while you're out here smoking weed with this matchmaking system. you're actually a very bad dev. you're on ubisoft's level seriously. Im gonna search one more game and i hope i lose because your matchmaking will just prove how dogshit it actually is
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