Bad Matchmaking Thread

[throwawaym8]

Smurf accounts, saying slurs, can't even report anymore. Microcosm of how dogshit this games matchmaking has become. Hope the nobody thats checking this makes a change soon. Perhaps you can get the vague outline of an employee to make more mysterious and ineffective changes that inevitably make the whole system worse. Better yet, change nothing for the next 3 months and just hope it fixes itself when more characters are added! Keep it up guys

Valve literally does not care. They have never moderated any game they have made in the past 20+ years. You either accept that most matches will have cheaters and smurfs or you stop playing. Deadlock will be the same as every game they have made, cheaters and smurfs will go unpunished.

 

[oldmanvalerie]

First time I've faced with a situation like this where my team having a smurf that is VAC banned (trytoguessmydicksize) and other team having a smurf that is also VAC banned (vtkgzgct)

63206770

 

[throwawaym8]

First time I've faced with a situation like this where my team having a smurf that is VAC banned (trytoguessmydicksize) and other team having a smurf that is also VAC banned (vtkgzgct)

63206770

That's just standard for all Valve games. Valve's inaction on smurfs and cheaters has been the same for the past 20+ years.

 

[SourisGris]

63237787 not a fair match

 

[valentintournour26]

Paradox and Vindicta wallhack aimbot
Id: 63250729
Steam Profile

Steam Community :: Aprendendo

steamcommunity.com

Steam Community :: halbert aistem

steamcommunity.com

Less than 200 games in ascendent 2 lobby, suspicius kinetics shots and vindicta ults
Previus VacBan boths

 

[luke.iswim]

63257711

Really felt like enemy team was way out of their depth here

 

[Domineeriv]

Match ID 63273512
Infernus seems to not belong in this ELO or was griefing; was ulting camps and seemed very unaware of what was happening, running in to die 1v6 etc.

 

[HQin]

Match ID: 63265864
Match ID: 63273903

I got matched against the same 4-man stack twice in a row.

1st Match (63265864): My teammates couldn't take it and abandoned the game.
2nd Match (63273903): Met the same 4-man stack again.

Enemy Haze: Kept using only melee (punches) to mock us.
Teammate Silver: Intentionally fed the enemy 17 times (0/17/5).

 

[BigBummer]

63289638 we didnt get a single kill as a team, complete shutout. Possible bots?

 

[oneofthemanydavids]

63293293

Sure, Valve, make a game so imbalanced that it's 4v6 and the 4 still win. The two smurfs on their team were completely reasonable to force people to play against. I sure do love repeatedly getting matched into completely unwinnable games.

 

[region-brim-quarry]

63326118

 

[GoodGreeny]

63324907
63309059
62683987
62670367
62654877
62577803
62565307
62033132
61976103
61951593
61940720
61919223
61706768
61694579
61650871
61628085
61440735
61418429
61311372
61301085

In every game, I get newbies on my team even though I have way more playtime than they do. And even if they aren't new and have enough games played, their rank must be way lower than mine, because it's impossible to play when you're effectively outnumbered

 

[Haxisgone]

63371080
4 S tier vs -> A,B,2x D ?