Bad Matchmaking Thread

61822565 - player levels (actual skill, not the hilariously inaccurate ratings) all over the place, not to mention some bugs screwing things up along the way. It's a shame Valve puts so much effort into making a really cool game and then lets it be ruined by a handful of awful shortcomings
 
61820193 - Mo and Krill advised they are new
took a look at prior games and saw their last game was alchemist, with this game being archon
 
8/10 of my street brawl matches were all super one sided. Before my average round time was 3-4 minutes, now it's about 1-3 minutes per round, either 3-0 or 3-1 on either side. Didn't grab match IDs, but I can post em tomorrow. I get the occasional sweep, but this is ridiculous. Not fun to be on either side.
 
7 games in a row with exactly the same pattern. Enemy team won most of their last matches when my team lost. I survive laning phase but mid game is always one sided stomp because enemy team becomes way too fed. Taking a break for a while because this bullshit is unbearable.
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external websites are total garbo.
please dont fully trust on statlock rank system its garbage

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Here's another one that will properly show how bad matchmaking is, which it wasnt, it was just you

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61898840 Enemy team has a trio queue and/or smurfs or better teammates than my 4 randoms I got. I was duo with the Rem. Never seen such a 1 sided game like this, where the enemy team wins 4v6s and delivers every urn that spawns on cooldown. Meanwhile, my team looks like they just picked up the game for the 1st time (they are just very bad).

How come higher average games are better/easier meanwhile archon and below is this bad? Holy smokes.
 
for the love of god @Yoshi ban this fucking idiot wraith. he fucking farmed and push other fucking lanes when we are always fighting in the other lane and he never fucking joins. he fucking costed us the fucking game and can you fucking ban this absolute fuckhead of an idiot. The whole 55mins. he only joined when they were pushing base and he just spawned. after that, he fucking went to other lanes and not help fights, midboss, ganks. hence, his 30k damage. fucking ban this griefing dog. This is just a clip of what this fucking moron was doing. HE CLEARLY saw we were fighting mid and their tower, he fucking farms, goes back base and fucking look at the menu item for fucking 1 whole minute, WHILE we were fucking fighting. this is what this idiot was doing the whole game. FUcking ban this moron and he's ascendant 5 ffs.


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Use this thread to share matchids for games that you think the matchmaker did a bad job at. If you can explain what you felt was a problem in it that would be helpful as well.

Do not post matchids for games that were within the past 24 hours from this post. Games older than that are fine and games going forward are fine.

Thanks for the help
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I am betting my soul this Warden was not a Seeker III. He had like 20 kills and assisted the whole team, and the enemy team essentially ran a Blitzkrieg to our base and the match was over within 20-30 mins. We could not breathe once throughout the match. Despite constantly denying every soul from them they still managed to somehow get more souls than the team. We win one game and then get put against a professional full time E-Sports team. This is unhinged
 
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Okay this is insane my matchmaking has been putting 2-3 new players with less or barely more of a page of standard games on my team for 11 matches now. Meanwhile, the enemy team gets 1 or no new players at all. It's insane. I was almost out of Arcanist but then im plunged back to arcanist 2

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is just some of my recent games where there are clearly clueless players on my team and actually organized people on the other. What the hell is this yoshi???

edit: I play on asia server so idk if the player volume is the reason for this lopsided matchmaking. In any case, it's making my brain hurt to see the same pattern repeat for almost a dozen games while im helpless to stop it.
 
Does this command still work? I see other posts saying the command is broken, showing them in a solo team but then a 4 stack against them.
It s not a 100% guarantie but it s really consitant. Off course you gonna be placed with stacks if you are waiting for more than 5-10mins.
 
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