Bad Matchmaking Thread

[tenshi]

58931148

Please tell me what is fun about playing with 5 people who have no idea what they are doing. Not a single person going positive across an entire match, all the while having to listen to some dipshit make the worst calls over mic and get mad that we aren't doing them, despite being 0 kills and adding nothing to the game.

 

[Jeef Berky]

Quit playing MM for like 3 weeks and life has been so much better and all it took was one game to remember how trash your MM is. Street brawl is all i can play. still unbearable.

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You did bad too, bro. Looks like you belong there.

 

[Combofied]

I am double down arrow on Apollo just trying to have fun learning the new hero and I keep getting incredibly unfair and lopsided games (either winning or losing). I have 1 win 5 loss on this character and none of those games has felt like an actual match, just a slaughterfest for one team where they have triple the kills and a 30k+ networth lead all game.

Matchmaking has never been perfect, but ever since the adjustments to ranks across the board and whatever other changes were made to the matchmaker in the past 2 weeks, it has been beyond unbearable. I don't understand how I'm supposed to play the game and have fun when maybe 1 in every 10 games in a decent match and the other 9 are just determined by this horrible matchmaker.

match 1 ID: 58963031
match 2 ID: 58973477

Without going into much detail, just by looking at the profiles of the accounts in my second game I can see that everyone but mina and me has a 40%wr in the past 10 games and on average a lower rank than the enemy team who all have 60-80% wr's over the past 10 games.

Going further through some of these profiles a few of them somehow magically jumped from ascendant lobbies to eternus 5 lobbies in an afternoon from the last rank "adjustments" ???

It's getting to the point where I can know who is going to win and who is going to get stomped in the majority of matches as soon as I load in, with pretty good accuracy, just based off of names and hero drafts.

I have piles upon piles of unbalanced matches from the past 2 weeks if more match ID's are needed. The game seriously feels like it's in an unplayable state right now and I hate that because it and the new characters are so fun. Please look into it...

 

[Akshka]

ANOTHER GAME FOR THE OP NEW HERO 58975296

 

[neomarestudio]

58978563
Once again, Valve is creating unbalanced compositions with OP heroes, but in the next update they will increase the weapon cadence or something like that without really solving the actual problem.

I understand that it is a closed beta, but I still don't understand the urge to add more and more problems, more heroes, more item without solving the existing ones first.

 

[Sun1111]

You did bad too, bro. Looks like you belong there.

Yea cause the rem gave silver 8 kills by the end of lane lol.
just cause i play bad dosent meen the matchmaking isnt total ass. I've also played amazing 90% of games and it still dosent matter with this MM.

 

[tenshi]

Yoshi, do something about this matchmaking please. I am SEVERELY tired of playing with people who just don't give a shit about this game. Lock the extra competitive lobbies to a rank, time played, anything. Why is there people in emissary 3 lobbies who don't even know how to pilot their champs? Who's game knowledge literally extends to "shoot my gun"?

It is EXHAUSTING, I love your game. I will continue to play this game for a very long time, conditional to this problem being solved. I don't want to have to be positioned as the hard carry in every, single, fucking match. Sometimes, I just want to play with a team that can cohesively operate, and don't require my hand up their ass the entire 50 minutes because they can't even perform the most basic tenants of a MOBA game.

 

[entar99]

59001068
Hilariously lopsided, hard to believe you're not doing this on purpose

 

[iLikepie]

Why do you people put all the new players on one fucking side? Like how hard is it to have the match making put half the fucking new players on one side and the other on the other side. Nope you idiots decide to put all new players on one side and put them against ppl with 500+ matches. This is fucking pathetic. great match making. idiots.

 

[jordantdavis92]

Games like these make me not want to que up anymore. Ever since Apollo came out, about 70% of my games feel like this now. At least 2-3 people on my team are legitimately clueless every single game. It's literally a battle of who has less feeders.

 

[entar99]

59021568
My lane went fine, the others fed like crazy and we stood no chance after that; one lane literally ended 0/8/0 and 0/9/0. Please do something about matchmaking

 

[yaspenyaspen]

Hello,
59013559 - cheater who has 100% winrate on every hitscan and 1 loss on lash and mvp every game topping all charts
matchmaking is criminal, pure dogshit either you have new players who run in a straight line, or a stack of smurfs
almost every recent game my team is 10 k behind
with every game i am closer to just simply leave
please fix it

 

[Akshka]

another matchmaking shit fest 59026785

 

[Akshka]

Imagine making such a cool game and then making one of the most dogshit matchmaking ive ever seen

 

[entar99]

59027531
Oh look it happened again, one player got double the average of everyone else and became absolutely unstoppable, woo so fun and interactive

 

[Calibrate]

Good day,

Match code: 59029182
Date: 2/16/2026 4:03 PM
Match duration: 16:16

Description:
The match somehow started with the Arch Mother team's Graves player being auto-dc'd as the match started. A red box indicating the match could be abandoned, but would result in a loss was present. (Prior to the 10 minute mark somehow)

The match was still counted and resulted in a loss for members on the losing side.
This match should have resulted in a green box, the match being uncounted, and no penalty placed against anyone.
Please do not count this match.

 

[k2!]

Dear Mr Developer,

You can't really think this matchmaking is even close to being fair.

I play primarily support characters like Paige and Rem and have no chance to win a game. The enemy team gets placed with aggressive high skill players that attack my team and on my end I have people who read their abilities mid game and hit creeps the entire game. You can see the statistics and damages of core players on my team and compare them to everyone else on the enemy team.

Match Id: 59037117

Fix this dogshit matchmaking or watch your game die before it's released.

 

[yyuki11]

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[digitalpursuit20]

58903535
View attachment 84650Such big team diff.
Celeste, Doorman and Dynamo are nuked our team, and our Mcginnis is only feed on green line.

Holy shit lmao this mm is joke

 

[rayuragu]

Use this thread to share matchids for games that you think the matchmaker did a bad job at. If you can explain what you felt was a problem in it that would be helpful as well.

Do not post matchids for games that were within the past 24 hours from this post. Games older than that are fine and games going forward are fine.

Thanks for the help

this game ass