Bad Matchmaking Thread

Unless you finally break under the weight of your teammates mental impairment, and say something on chat. Enjoy not communicating for a week.
I've said the most ridiculous things possible in chat, and I've never been banned in the two years I've been playing. Valve doesn't give a damn about what you say or do
 
theydont care man, look at mine and we have the same playstyle, obj focused, doing everything and anything to win and the devs are retarded for this MM like just be real. THese games i know arent youre fault like im being geniune as fuck, mine arent either and i know which ones are when i do play bad, you cannot 1v6, there needs to be a player report system for feeders etc. bc even igling doesnt work
My games would be better off if some people just stayed in spawn.
if you are 0/8 at 8 minutes just disconnect.
 
I've said the most ridiculous things possible in chat, and I've never been banned in the two years I've been playing
Me too, actually. I can flame back if the mute button isn't working and/or I crack, YET I haven't been banned once or comms restricted.
I get actually a lot of commends for my actions despite sucking at the game. You need to be a menace to actually get mass reported.

I swear to God, the DOTAfication of Deadlock is real. This cancer wasn't there two years ago. Instead, now you get screaming Russians or Ukrainians like it's DOTA 2. But don't you worry, because they're on their 5th alt account with *checks notes* 1 game, so your report is worth nothing!
 
Fix your trash matchmaker, so people can actually play the game and stay and not leave to other games.
Fix your trash matchmaker, so returning and existing players don't get banned or reported because of unbalanced matchmaking.
 
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Double Down arrow character and I get placed in an average game rating higher than my rating?
What is the point of trying new characters if I'm getting put in lobbies that is above my rating? Might as well make me one trick my main in those lobbies
 
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This game, the Lady Geist on my team says that it is her first game outside of bot games. I am Archon 2 with >200 hours in the game. I was duo with someone who is Archon 4 with even more hours than that. I have no idea how someone's first ever public match could be placed into an Archon lobby?? To be clear, I am advocating on the Geist's behalf, not my own. New player experience is super important if we want a lot of people to play the game, so getting absolutely curb stomped by someone with hundreds of hours of experience for your first game is the last thing we all would want.

I would personally rather triple my already 3-5 minute matchmaking time to get QUALITY matches than have new players on my team OR the enemy team.
 
57848638 - Another game where my team felt clueless and getting run around in circles. People follow their TEH ONE BUILD and refuse to look at what enemy team is building then are pikachuface.jpg when they lose every single fight.
 
This kind of bad matches make think stop playing deadlock
1. my game crash and game counted but on other match everyone safe to leave without rank down... So fair.
2. match balance so bad general

 
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