Bad Matchmaking Thread

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    -Brand new players (like their very first game) teamed against experienced ones.
    The drifter only ran towards the enemy map every spawn and died. Seemed completely brand new to any video game or excessively griefing, I couldn't tell. I asked if it was his first game but no response. Mcginnis and Haze seemed very new but didn't go 0/17/2. The drifter only had 1 assist for all of the game. Getting his 2nd only by proximity when an enemy died at the end of the game after patron. No one on the enemy team seemed new.

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    -Brand new players teamed against brand new ones. Teams stacked/unfair again.
    The viscous said it was his second game. He fed in lanes, including dying to a trooper. then randomly swapped lanes and took someone else's without comms. There did not seem to be new players on the other team.

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    -Almost entire team of brand new players vs experienced ones. Not even competitive.
    My team was obviously new. Enemy team seemed full of experienced players.
    My team all lost lanes and would not hit any objectives. They were amazed the enemy team was taking our camps as if they were pros. Notice Abrams & REM both with 0 OBJ damage, graves with 439 obj damage and ven 792 obj damage in a 30 minute game. The Haze only just got some obj damage at the end when the enemy was about to take our patron.

Why am I being matched with people in their first games when I have 300+ hours in the game? I'm not new and neither are my opponents. But I can't carry playing 2-3 people down all game. Worst they are 0/XX/1 all game not hitting objectives.
This is making the games so unenjoyable to the point of not wanting to play.
 
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I've gone from phantom 1 to oracle 1 in about 4 games because the matchmaker keeps putting me in these lobbies. At least put me against people of my own skill if it's going to be completely one sided so that I don't have to sit through this shit for nrly 40 minutes...
 

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56435563 Rem and Bebop were just absolutely dominating that match, while in the meantime the rest of our team was struggling to defend at all
 
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0 spirit resist items against spirit heavy comp
"learn new heroes in street brawl" they say


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SILVER (of course only on enemy team that does really well) AND TWO LEGENDARY ITEMS
 
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Highly suspect at least two players (GT & Venator) on the other team were cheating, also, emissary lobby but we have a 0-15 Warden????
 
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What am I even supposed to do in games like this? It's so one-sided that you can't make it up. Vyper fed the entire match and turned Callico into Thanos. Mina admitted to returning after a long time and I am pretty sure Holliday was new as well. Unwinnable.

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Everyone is feeding their brains out and there's nothing I can do about it. Abrams and Drifter ran the lobby and we didn't stand a chance for a single moment. I did my best not to feed, but the matchmaking is so one-sided we just lose.

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Yamato + Shiv seemed to struggle in this ELO and the enemies were just way, way better at everything from map control to objectives. Shiv also extremely toxic and using n-word with hard r and other insults in voice chat, screaming russian slurs at us.

Game felt extremely one-sided and unfun to play with no chance of even winning from the start.
 
Thanks for another worthless fucking trash game
Also very nice that the new scorescreen doesn't show the match id in an obviousl ocation.
 

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Brand new players teamed/against experienced ones.
Bebop and vindicta brand new players paired with experienced ones. Chainfeeding lane, both 10-11 deaths by ~14 mins.
 
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4 guy keep fighting and feeding and thinks thats fun, trolling in voice chat
perfect exemple of deadlock game and the matchmaking
ascendant lobby lmfaooooo this game is a joke
at least 80 % of poeple in ascendant dont decerve to be there
fix your fucking matchmaking valve weekend gamer, casual, mongoloid, new players, stacker that throw in solo queue shouldnt play in ascendant.
Btw you have to nerf all "one key" caracter, everyone hate them (not people that are abusing them)
they are not skilled and they are not balance
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I know Street Brawl has a heavy random element to it but even so, our side had 0 kills to their 15, they won 3-0, and round 2 lasted less than a minute. Matchmaking clearly had a play here
 
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