Bad Matchmaking Thread

54992402 - Holliday and Silver fed lane so Bebop and Drifter killed everyone. Team gave up after Holliday said in voice he didn't care and kept feeding. Phantom in Archon yet again.

54969109 - Team could barely scrape together a single kill. Calico fed lane and started yelling in Russian in vc.

55001729 - Phantom I getting placed into Archon III lobby. It's hell trying to carry these bots doing nothing until they lose while they don't understand why they are losing by being perma stuck in jungle for 30min.

55014331 - Phantom in another Archon lobby with a smurf/cheater Wraith that solo carried entire game.
 
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Anecdotally, it feels like since the small matchmaking update my rank of Archon is suddenly full of people playing like they're at the International. Sweatiest matches of my life, everyone playing hyperconservative footsies for almost an hour until they can force two coinflip teamfigthts and immediately end the game. Less of a video game and more of a macroeconomics course, I (or more likely they) definitely don't belong in this rank.

My teammates were confused as to why they were playing with me too, both people way better who can't understand why this dummy is trying to force fights 20k soulds behind and the poor ritualist stuck two entire brackets above his level, still trying to grasp basic gameplay interactions.

Please volvo, let me back into the fun ranks, I'm scared

EDIT: Another guy I was talking to said he peaked phantom five, and the Archon lobbies he's been in playing with his initiate friend have been several times more serious than his natural Phantom games. Something is definitely up.
 
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Match id 54821994

Matchmaking (solo queue) feels mostly the same and occasionally tanks to something really bad like this. Zero towers taken I think and partially the random hero rosters making it very difficult for one team to catch up when Pocket and Rem got going.
 
My games have been feeling much less balanced lately.

Match ID: 55057049
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Another 80k souls difference. Lane-mate Silver didn't Ult once the whole match and went 0-8.
My lane-mate is almost always the worst overall player in the lobby, and feels leagues below my rank.
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@Yoshi I don't know what you guys did for matchmaking but this is the worse of both evils. Please roll back this stupid change I'm tired of versing a 5 stack that stomps when I'm solo queueing. Thank you if you guys actually do read these and do anything about it.
 
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It feels like I'd actually get better matches if matchmaking wasn't doing it's job. Nothing has been fixed, if anything it's gotten worse.
 

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Phantom lobby that has 2 players with less than 40 games played in it one of them not even having a full page of games yet (The Billy and REM were just straight up new to the game)
 
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The enemy ended up with almost 70k soul lead and just completely stomped us. The enemy haze is also a suspected cheater, as they admitted in Russian they know exactly where everyone is all the time and that they're using wallhacks. They shot very odd angles all the time, when they shouldn't have known people were there.

Match ID 55152770
Another extremely unbalanced and unfair match where the enemy team had a 100k (!!!!!) soul lead on us. Absolutely unbelievably lop-sided and pretty much lost at draft where they had multiple tanky burst heroes and a direct dps, while we had a mix of everything.
 
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Again same suspected cheating Haze against me that I reported barely 2 matches ago. Again multiple people noticed they're cheating. Game ended with a 100k soul difference for the enemy team again, how is this fair on any level?

I had such good games the entire week and now I get put with people like this. Awful.
 
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