Bad Matchmaking Thread
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barlakopofai
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Hey have you ever considered not letting hypercarries like haze singlehandedly carry a game they didn't deserve to win? That'd be pretty cool. You should consider doing that instead of trying to do your stupid medusa/spectre meta from Dota that everyone hates
Hey have you ever considered not letting hypercarries like haze singlehandedly carry a game they didn't deserve to win? That'd be pretty cool. You should consider doing that instead of trying to do your stupid medusa/spectre meta from Dota that everyone hates
omgitzface
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48774906 teammate of players using a mouse for the first time
OdinVertbotenTV
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A complete waste of 28 minutes. I had to drag around a 3 stack that average 3 ranks below Phantom where I am. Is it reasonable to have to hard carry over half of the team?
lolggctest
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48784517
These five things are trash.
Plsfixmatchmaking
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Won this game but I still want to post it here because our Doorman went 3/22, Mirage 1/19! Doorman was moving around the map not even farming in the lanes and ganking meanwhile Mirage kept picking impossible fights. Doorman proceeds to ask in chat how to switch characters. @Yoshi Do you not have separate queues for new people? Why does this keep happening?
Won this game but I still want to post it here because our Doorman went 3/22, Mirage 1/19! Doorman was moving around the map not even farming in the lanes and ganking meanwhile Mirage kept picking impossible fights. Doorman proceeds to ask in chat how to switch characters. @Yoshi Do you not have separate queues for new people? Why does this keep happening?
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madelinesalter8
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WHY DRAFT ALL SPIRIT HEROES
WHY DRAFT ALL SPIRIT HEROES
Domineeriv
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Match ID 48795175
Another fucking insane match where nobody on our team was performing well (incl. me because there was constantly someone on my face) and it ended up with the enemy team being 80k (!!!!) ahead of us, with a scoreline of 14 to 41 kills. Nobody used voice comms but me and it genuinely felt hopeless already at 10 min mark where they just kept steamrolling and moving in a deathball permanently, I probably was had teammates leave me to die more times than I could count when they had all the curses, hexes or just slammed my face in when they saw me and I couldn't do anything to it - even when trying to itemize against it.
Genuinely, I hate this meta, and I hate playing this game alone even more because it just feels like every win us undeserved because it's a full on stomp from our side, and every loss is a full-on stomp from their side. It's been weeks since I had a proper, even, truly neutral match where it felt like it could go either way until the end. It fucking sucks and it's making me beyond miserable since I love the game but this matchmaking is horrendous.
Another fucking insane match where nobody on our team was performing well (incl. me because there was constantly someone on my face) and it ended up with the enemy team being 80k (!!!!) ahead of us, with a scoreline of 14 to 41 kills. Nobody used voice comms but me and it genuinely felt hopeless already at 10 min mark where they just kept steamrolling and moving in a deathball permanently, I probably was had teammates leave me to die more times than I could count when they had all the curses, hexes or just slammed my face in when they saw me and I couldn't do anything to it - even when trying to itemize against it.
Genuinely, I hate this meta, and I hate playing this game alone even more because it just feels like every win us undeserved because it's a full on stomp from our side, and every loss is a full-on stomp from their side. It's been weeks since I had a proper, even, truly neutral match where it felt like it could go either way until the end. It fucking sucks and it's making me beyond miserable since I love the game but this matchmaking is horrendous.
Was matched in blue with people apparently much better then me and my partner because we lost the walker even before the midboss spawned. I've had many matches like this that I just don't post because it's just normal. I want to like this game, because when I have a good match, it's really fun. Even so, after so much time, most matches I play are simply not fun. Like none of us really even had a chance to play the fucking game because we would just get one shotted if someone found us farming.
When matches have a good balance of people, the game is amazing. But when teams are as fucking unbalanced as this match was, it's absolutely awful.
I understand this game is in development but holy hell please do better with the matchmaking, it fucking sucks.
48804785
Same thing again with this match. It feels like the more I play, the worse matchmaking gets. Maybe y'all should hire someone that actually knows how to work with statistics and fully understands what Elo is because from my entirely unprofessional perspective, no one at Valve does.
axel.saupe
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inkthehedgehog1
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barlakopofai
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Could you like... Revoke party queue privileges from some people?
48826631, started the game by puasing for 5 minutes to take a shit, then they shitted up the game
48782724, queued the three weakest heroes together
48828076 I don't know if this one was aparty queue but considering we had half a team and we were up against *that*, I'm pretty confident the infernus was party queued with someone.
48826631, started the game by puasing for 5 minutes to take a shit, then they shitted up the game
48782724, queued the three weakest heroes together
48828076 I don't know if this one was aparty queue but considering we had half a team and we were up against *that*, I'm pretty confident the infernus was party queued with someone.
OdinVertbotenTV
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48828515 Seal clubbing taken to the extreme. The opposing team had no business being in this matchup. An all around awful round.flint.wongkh
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@Yoshi 4Ls in a row, thank you so much. the rank is the same every game but dayum the team is so horseshit. dynamo 0/16 hello what the fuck is this dogshit matchmaking. literally cannot win in party and solo because of your dogwater matchmaking. fuck your shitty matchmaking. it is so bad. the game has been in alpha for a year+ and yet still no improvements to the matchmaking. I think you guys need to wrap it up and call it a day at you jobs. Arc Raiders are hiring, you guys can go join them.
Plsfixmatchmaking
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Hey monkey devs, am I stuck as some sort of noob caretaker or something? Cause what the fuck is this? The Vindicta is 0/14/0. Curious cause THIS ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPENS! @Yoshi Do something already you dumbfuck what is with this matchmaking? Holy fuck please for the love of god you retarded bum devs do something already. It's so draining to play and see absolute noobs on your team feeding like mad while you can't do anything about it. I don't give a fuck about wait times. Give us balanced matches for the love of god.
Hey monkey devs, am I stuck as some sort of noob caretaker or something? Cause what the fuck is this? The Vindicta is 0/14/0. Curious cause THIS ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPENS! @Yoshi Do something already you dumbfuck what is with this matchmaking? Holy fuck please for the love of god you retarded bum devs do something already. It's so draining to play and see absolute noobs on your team feeding like mad while you can't do anything about it. I don't give a fuck about wait times. Give us balanced matches for the love of god.
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