Bad Matchmaking Thread

[huskerknight1]

47943557
Match where a player admitted that he and his friend are smurfing. Haze and Abrams.
'thegreengooner' self-admits to ban evading on an alt and smurfing. It literally does not matter if your alt account rank matches what your main account rank was. You had to start at Obscurus and then climb up to your previous rank, subjecting a bunch of lower rank players to your previous accumulated experience while continuing to gain experience. You are smurfing.

Both accounts are nearly brand new. So sick of smurfs.

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[Ragemaster]

47944623 can we pls ip-ban this Bebop? I have personally seen him many times on his different steam accounts. He uses script to stay afk whole games without being banned to just ruin the games for normal people. He has been doing this for more than 6 month now and i still see him almost every time i have to play low prio. And also whole enemy team used cheats exept shiv.

 

[throwawaym8]

47943557
Match where a player admitted that he and his friend are smurfing. Haze and Abrams.
'thegreengooner' self-admits to ban evading on an alt and smurfing. It literally does not matter if your alt account rank matches what your main account rank was. You had to start at Obscurus and then climb up to your previous rank, subjecting a bunch of lower rank players to your previous accumulated experience while continuing to gain experience. You are smurfing.

Both accounts are nearly brand new. So sick of smurfs.

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Valve don't care. Smurfing has been rampant for over a year at this point.

 

[asd87]

I had one game today. Sadly my ping stayed over 300ms. Speed test done, checked other applications and people no one lagging just Deadlock. Would be nice to have a surrender button for this reason...my team probably enjoy it @Valve @Yoshi . Match is 47950051. Just be better please...

 

[Pharkhat.2004]

match id: 47951036

played bad myself but this page is another level of brainless players, i dont know how she up ranks if he Litteraly IGNORES 60% OF FIGHTS AND GO SOLO ON PAIGE WHILE BUILDING SUPPORT ITEMS.

Matchmaking in future better detect this kind of 100% trolling

 

[kirbychwan]

Match 47955115

Insanely bad matchmaking. nearly a 100K lead on the other team within 30 minutes. Absolutely miserable.

 

[kirbychwan]

Match 47956908

a stack of smurfs destroying the entire lobby

 

[jcrsolomon]

47956576

are you guys even doing anything for the matchmaking?

 

[MMG]

Game is run over by vac ban cheats and fresh accounts, nothing to see here.
These devs don't give a fuck, every metric they gather now will be skewed and wrong,
this is just a durability and addiction test currently. Game was more enjoyable when it was fresh.
Sad state of modern game development. No vision, no urgency, no competence.

The only thing I can do is to not recommend this pile of shit to anyone when it comes out, eventually.
Maybe it gets buried by valve, who knows. Might actually be a good thing for peoples QOL.

 

[jeffmartin671]

if u see someone with this name in a oracle phantom lobby, report this guy asap. he went AFK for 10min straight post laning phase, he bought trophy collector for grief even more...

47960502 even when he played, he was kinda afk in lane... not shooting creeps, holding is arrow for 3453sec for miss his shot... (he was playing GT)

 

[omgitzface]

47959999 actual first time playing for my team. They go 0-10 in 10 minutes, 0-50 in 20 minutes. and we cant even take guardians

 

[omgitzface]

47961612 team goes 0-20 in 10 minutes, can't even take guardians. Looks like the first time playing for most of them

 

[jcrsolomon]

this game will be the death of me, and the matchmaking will be the death of this game.

47961522

i tried last year, match making made me quit and uninstall.

i tried really hard again this year, but alas im quitting again this is utter torture at this point

uninstalling again

 

[Ragnaman]

I dont really know what is going on at Valve HQ.
How exactly statistically is this possible, what are the odds.

Every single game goes like this:
1) first 10min lose lane to some turbo aimbotters
2) somehow get back into the game by juggling lanes and teamfighting
3) Eventually get stomped because soul advantage is 40k at 20min mark
4) check steam profiles...at least 2 profiles with 1 game, lvl0 or game ban on account

EVERY
SINGLE
DAMN
GAME

 

[omgitzface]

47962948 team is so new they dont know what shop is, we cant even take guardians. Actually brand new players. 1v6 is not fun

 

[omgitzface]

47965496 team goes 0-20 in 15 minutes, 0-40 in 30 minutes. look to be bot accounts. I am 2-4x more damage than the team...

 

[Ragnaman]

47967226

18th loss in a row

 

[omgitzface]

47967536 team goes 0-20 in 20 minutes, 0-40 in 30 minutes.i am more damage than the team combined. unfair and unfun

 

[omgitzface]

47969554 11-0-18 , why am i matched agianst them

 

[jamesp1996]

47970051
This match was a stomp by minute 10 and ended at an 80k difference