Bad Matchmaking Thread

[Tired of Stun]

@Yoshi , you condone smurfing, just admit it. 45272828
His smurf: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199888019283, https://statlocker.gg/profile/1927753555/matches
His main: https://steamcommunity.com/id/dylan75, https://statlocker.gg/profile/191452744/matches
Actually can't do shit for anything dev.

 

[Enoki]

insane wraith

 

[entar99]

PSA for Valve: if you keep rigging games against people (or matchmaking so incredibly poorly that it looks that way), they're going to leave and you won't have enough people to rig matches against

 

[deadlockfeedback.hastiness468]

45281113
Vyper just ruined the game, unstoppable seemed completely out of their team's league

 

[Tired of Stun]

Another smurf: https://statlocker.gg/profile/187246875/matches
Seriously, you suck as a developer. Losers queue, engagement based matchmaking where it can cause financial ruin for the user, no wonder your game is the leading cause of death.
45279361
Piece of shit human being probably also condones animal abuse.

 

[snipertf2lover]

Another smurf: https://statlocker.gg/profile/187246875/matches
Seriously, you suck as a developer. Losers queue, engagement based matchmaking where it can cause financial ruin for the user, no wonder your game is the leading cause of death.
45279361
Piece of shit human being probably also condones animal abuse.

Calm down. It's only a video game. Why do you have to insult the devs like that?

 

[Jonkler-laugh]

This game probably has worst matchmaking in whole vidya right now.



45283287 - Bebop is cheating and the whole game is one steamroll

45280797 - Calico smurf

44765400 - We played well but Haze guy who's probably a smurf or cheater didn't think so



And that's only small part of what I've seen

 

[Zen_Akechi]

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Shiv with 20k before 15 minutes is diabolical

STILL DOESNT LOSE RANK FOR SOME REASON I GUESS

Both lanes lost tower at 7 minutes (always every game)

 

[Jokerx71]

Just deranked from a match where my lane partner started intentionally feeding at the 3 min mark. Thanks, Valve.

 

[Zen_Akechi]

45288978

 

[multiplemike]

45294336

This abrams is a smurf on a brand new account carrying his two friends every game. Should be banned

 

[electroshhhe]

have to make an alt bc dumb devs dont like to ban cheaters bc they need the player count to look stable but we just going to ignore more crit damage than regular gun damage. Kinda like easy to ban and should happen immediately and i should have my other account renewed since im helping the community. 45312846 ban immediately or like just dont have a report feature

 

[invincible]

45319310 - 18 death shiv in a 32 minute game. Genuinely unbelievable. 1-9 holliday. Somehow this is ascendant average.
45310584 - 4 people who are just not real players
45209353 - shiv 7k damage in a full game. said he'd never played shiv before
45160989 - 0-6, 1-11, ascendant 5 average.
45157175 - a complete stomp but game still drags out for 30 mins
45009083 - complete stomp.

Please just make is so that we match people similar rank. I am queueing at the same time as other high elo players but get put into lobbies that pull from all different elos just to get what the game thinks is an even lobby. Putting 3 completely different skill ranges just so the total is perfectly even does not make it even. It's not fun for anybody. Please rework it.