Bad Matchmaking Thread

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Smurf in game. Ban please to make the match balanced.

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Back to back trash match making! Smurfing mo probably, hiding profile because he is afraid of being called out for smurfing or cheating.
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Matchmaking's so bad. literally made me play EVERY SINGLE RANK already. no consistent game whatsover. is it literally always gonna be like this cause jesus christ, this shit needs to be fixed.
 

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Match-ID: 42333848
https://statlocker.gg/match/42333848/summary

A stack of five "TTV"-players.
Two of them being comparable to "Alchemist"-players, two "major ranks" above Initiate, according to (Performance Points) valuation of Statlocker.
Rest of the "pubstomb"-stack are "Seekers" primarily having often been playing in Alchemist-lobbies (according to match-history).

(( Reminder: This is not the "official"-rank, especially since currently Valve only take wins into account when readjusting the ranking. ))

This stack was matched against a team of (primarily) solo-players.
And this team (Amber Hand) by average has almost less than one-hundred (100) matches.

Been a while since I for one have seen an "ego-fodder"-match of this caliber.
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in the middle of the game i (doorman) got hit with a horrible lag spike and my internet nearly stopped functioning entirely. i tried to reconnect 6 times but i couldn't stay in the game for more than 5 seconds before i would get frozen in place and get disconnected. now i am in low priority queue because of this. PLEASE revert this. i've already done 6 low priority wins before and this is just fucking unfair.
 
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Another incredible high quality game from the matchmaker.
I got cancelled from reporting for reporting teammates like this; but these types of players like holliday and infernus just keep ending up in my games huh? My reports don't do anything other than get my report capacity banned. Remarkable system.
 

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Enemy Billy either smurffing, or severely misplaced in the ranks. Had basically all the enemy kills steamrolling the lobby.
 
Can you give me back the ability to paste images in this forum? Of all the things to remove access to.


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The Abrahms was a bot and didnt respond to anything until we paused the game. At a point it was walking up/down guardian steps and its focus was at the wall.

The Paige left early to grief.

At over 1000hrs I shouldnt be playing with bots and newb trash.

Its absolutely beyond time to start doing matchmaking based on individual performance and not team wins/losses.

If you are too stupid to come up with a basic set of metrics to differentiate a helpful player from a non-helpful then why are you still bothering with development?

And also the stuck running animation is still there from time to time. How about fix your problems and put the improvements on hold for a bit.
 

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Why am I (playing a year, 1000 games) mm'ed regularly with players less than 100 games?
 
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Every single game in low initiate is unplayable because no matter what I do I lose despite having top souls, kills, obj dmg, healing and everything else @Yoshi fix this already I do not like losing just cuz my team is worse and I want to climb back to oracle. Horrible matchmaking and losing is not fun when you are doing everything right. I will continue to keep posting these dog shit games until its fixed cuz this is unacceptable.
 

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