Bad Matchmaking Thread

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Seems like the matchmaker is shitting itself and has no idea what to do with parties anymore. But I'm a solo and idk why I have to deal with these wide spread parties. Its like this patch broke the matchmaker
 
Mo krill one trick recently the new update is giving me hero i haven't literally played beforeScreenshot 2025-08-20 122353.png
Example this shiv and yamato on whites/low prio no games on them and i still got it with mo krill on high prio while being top 10 best mo krill in na 1.6k game on mo krill eternus 6 with only mo krill
 
Enemy Geist (Cigarette Daydreams) was an obvious smurf. Brand new account, 75% WR, 1 friend. Maybe cheating? Nothing clearly cheating but definitely a smurf and whenever I see an account like this I get suspicious


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Usually I'm on the team getting stomped but this one was one-sided in the other direction. Can't imagine that this was fun at all for the other team.

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Immediately after.

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I don't think my teammates even understood the basics of the game. All they did was run at the other team and die over and over.
 
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Match ID: 39055503

This game is crazy broken. every single game over the past month has been insanely lop sided, its not fun to win easily, and it sucks to get stomped into the ground by a team of admitted smurfs, joking, gg ez, etc.. What is the point of such a broken system? You made the game pretty, but the core is so horribly broken, no wonder people are leaving in droves.
 
Just play other games and get rid of the stress. MM makes no sense, it's just a shit show. Like now, dude on Talon had 100k souls, 40k above others, tell me this is not some form of cheat?
 
Yeah, ive been seeing a lot of soul spikes randomly as well, like HUGE spikes. Obviously flooded with cheaters as well. I just played a game in a low priority que likely from being so upset in chat during a game. Anyway, the low priority was WAY better, almost even, fun game. So just be rude, call people names, etc.. you'll get put in low priority, i got a game faster than i did on the normal que, and it was MUCH more balanced.
 
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How much harder do you want me to carry? Why am I always the one with the double digit feeder? It's so fucking tiring. I am always one of the top players in lobby but I always lose because I can't control some shitter who keeps wading into the enemy.
 
You got 22 kills because the other guys were shitters as well. Perhaps a bit more organized.
Matchmaking should put you into a lobby where these numbers are hard to obtain.
And that would be fair for all.
 
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You got 22 kills because the other guys were shitters as well. Perhaps a bit more organized.
Matchmaking should put you into a lobby where these numbers are hard to obtain.
And that would be fair for all.
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Exactly. The lobbies I'm put in end up like this. I'm obviously not in the skill bracket if I'm pulling those numbers but the MM still insists on putting me with shitters. It isn't fair to them, it isn't fair to me. I don't enjoy going 22 kills. I also don't like going against Archon and Phantom players and them going 22 against my team. MM is fundamentally broken.

My match I just had now:
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Me and Haze were the only ones keeping pace. I lost lane, because as you see from damage, my Wraith did fuck all the entire match so I was effectively 2v1. They spent half the game going back and forth between lane and base to top up health. Haze tilted and kept dying trying to kill their seven. But the matchmaking STILL insists on putting me in these lobbies.

I've been tanked from Emissary lobbies, still the first or second MVP on my team:
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To fucking Seeker lobbies. I don't enjoy shitting on the enemy team and I don't enjoy getting shit on. MM is completely fucking busted.

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In this one I was the Abrams. Second MVP on team. But MM decides it's A-OK for the enemy to have 3 Archons to our 1 and an Emissary on top of it. It feels designed to keep you at whatever arbitrary rank it decides your skill is at.

I watch my replays, see where I went wrong and improve. But ti doesn't matter because I'm always stuck with shit team mates. Doesn't matter if I got 22 kills, still stuck in Alchemist/Seeker lobbies.
 
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russians whining constantly and doing zero dmg, going 2-13, thanks.


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whiny kids, doing no dmg, no impact but constantly complain about everything.
And of course go in willingly into 1v5 not even remotely close to anyone of the team or an objective -.-


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laning okay, afterwards nothing as a team :/
 
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Consistently getting couple of bots on my team who don't do anything -

39086917 - lash, yamato, warden
39075813 - vyper, haze
39016757 - mcginnis, viscous

This happened for 3 back-to-back games, not a great matchmaking experience.
 
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