Bad Matchmaking Thread

[Thrasophius]

SO MUCH FUN! WOW SO EASY TO COUNTERPLAY.

Oh the enemy team took all 3 guardians? Good luck with those flex slots. Oh they got your walkers too because your infernus and geist both died 11 times? Good luck getting your flex slot! Oh the Warden singlehandedly destroyed your base guardians because your team can't do shit because he's fed? Good luck getting your flex slot! Oh You're all stuck in your base now with no way to counter, the lanes are against your base and the enemy Haze is solo'ing the midboss, stealing all the bridge buffs and taking the urns? Well we're in a gun meta so suck it up!

THE fucking moment I saw Warden and Haze in lane I knew MM decided this is a 100% loss for me. The MM ALWAYS gives the S tier heroes to whichever team it has decided will win. It's always a Kelvin/Calico, Warden/Haze or some other combo of S tier.

I can see now how the MM works. If you win too many games MM will give you your white priorities and the other team all the S tiers then tell you good luck. I can counter, I can kill, I can support but there is nothing I can do for the braindead inbred retards you decide to pair me with. Fuck MM, fuck Deadlock and fuck you.

 

[Thrasophius]

Such compelling gameplay! The walking forward! The pressing M1! Truly the epitome of skill based gameplay. *Chefs kiss* you have truly outdone yourselves Valve. You have truly made THE most balanced game ever created.

 

[marsaline03]

Team rank average

 

[sergiocnf]

Match ID: 37606378

Large Average Rank gap. Felt like we never stood a chance

 

[sap1l]

Unplayable

 

[back_biter+deadlock]

37606993

Human trash

 

[Brochelle]

ID: 37607951

Multiple griefers. The Abrahms and Pairofdicks were fighting over coms the entire match and the useless Dynamo kept adding on top of it.

I cant understand why I'm being paired with people like this.

Tell me Valve is it hard to differentiate between a useful player and a piece of shit? Is it a tough thing to figure out?

 

[Sevenov]

matchmaking is broken! it's not interesting to play

 

[Drache]

37626731

Oracle vs Ritualist game with extra competitive turned on

 

[f1delity666]

Great first game after one week pause, 2 leavers and rest has 50% dmg -.-
37628548

next game absolutely uneven, brilliant
37629500

 

[Brochelle]

ID: 37635417

As a support class who exactly am I supposed to be supporting? The 15k Dynamo? The 19k Invicta? The 22k Haze?

The Dynamo spent the entire time being a bitch on coms and blaming our loss on me.

Sure kid.

 

[Brochelle]

ID: 37636364

Had AFK/disconnect first few minutes into the match by the Lash. Can someone tell me how the Vyper has 10 kills with 820 damage?

I cant carry this trash. Why are you sticking me in games with teammates who dont know to keep lanes pushed? Who arent boxmaxxing? I have 2x damage than our Moe. Almost 2x the Seven.

 

[back_biter+deadlock]

37641526

 

[银岩顶真]

pocket 0-8-1
lady 0-8-2
vindicta AFK
How does this match works ?

 

[cosmetical]

37654927

bebop & abrams shouldve never been in this game, they are phantom players
they should have not laned vs mikael's alt, which is top 20

i should have laned with magician vs mikaels instead as the ranks match

 

[cosmetical]

37657377

uneven player spread, multiple top 10 players on 1 team without having any on the other team

very very very unfair draft

 

[Brochelle]

ID: 37663170

Wow look at this trash. 10k Moe kept DC'ing and crying about high ping. In my own defense the retard was on my lane which is why Im so far behind.

Useless Holiday defending him and talking shit.

Trash Haze.

@Yoshi tell us exactly how and when you're going to fix matchmaking? What is the point of this thread? is it just a containment thread so mods dont have to play Janny? Thats all this is right?

 

[Brochelle]

ID: 37664370

Almost no one to support / cant carry this trash.

The highest DPS dealer on our team is a fucking McGinnis.

I understand there are lower level players but Im tired of being stuck with them.

Do something.

 

[yakubianMan]

match ID: 37665684 we won every single lane, we got all their walkers and they got one, we had nearly double their kills coming into the mid to post mid game, and yet, because yoshi smokes crystal meth and buffed comeback souls, they stayed on soul parity for the entire game. We lost a STOMP because of one good dynamo ult. I really want the devs to have a serious look inwards because every single unique thing this game had going for it is gone, (four lanes, interesting item system, clear win cons, etc.) and now you cant even win a game when you do all the objectives that you are supposed to do first.







if this is a loss then this game needs to have its plug pulled

 

[meisterclawwave]

37679642
37679053
37664704

Worst matchmaking in the history of gaming.