Thrasophius
Member

SO MUCH FUN! WOW SO EASY TO COUNTERPLAY.
Oh the enemy team took all 3 guardians? Good luck with those flex slots. Oh they got your walkers too because your infernus and geist both died 11 times? Good luck getting your flex slot! Oh the Warden singlehandedly destroyed your base guardians because your team can't do shit because he's fed? Good luck getting your flex slot! Oh You're all stuck in your base now with no way to counter, the lanes are against your base and the enemy Haze is solo'ing the midboss, stealing all the bridge buffs and taking the urns? Well we're in a gun meta so suck it up!
THE fucking moment I saw Warden and Haze in lane I knew MM decided this is a 100% loss for me. The MM ALWAYS gives the S tier heroes to whichever team it has decided will win. It's always a Kelvin/Calico, Warden/Haze or some other combo of S tier.
I can see now how the MM works. If you win too many games MM will give you your white priorities and the other team all the S tiers then tell you good luck. I can counter, I can kill, I can support but there is nothing I can do for the braindead inbred retards you decide to pair me with. Fuck MM, fuck Deadlock and fuck you.