Bad Matchmaking Thread

[marsaline03]

During EU peak hours, you can't make this up

 

[Jame64]

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[hynopdyn]

Constant Oracle-Ascendant games as an Emissary VI peak. As a result, I have a sub 50% WR at 804 games. I am never given the chance to climb as it takes 7-10 consecutive wins to go up just one subdivision, but a single subsequent loss to go back down. It is a viscous cycle with no possibility to enjoy the game in my true skill bracket.

I get put with an Ascendant, they feed lane. I get put with a Phantom, they int feed. I get with an Oracle, they rage quit. No high-ELO game is real (where I clearly don't even belong because I am 5 whole rank divisions below everyone else).

This is all further compounded when I am put in a completely random Arcanist game and it looks like a CS:GO HvH between me and the enemy carry. The only actually real humans I have interacted with are in Ritualist-Emissary, which are the ranks where I have had the best games in.

I am BEGGING for unranked to come back. Standard is unplayable in its current state, and I hate playing ping-pong with my rank.

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[Squeezed]

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this is not Eternus 6 lobby
Note: Phantom* and Ascendant*. Dont know about Dynamo, "Statlocker" said he is Phantom, had a lot of eternus games though.

 

[f1delity666]

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[Brochelle]

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Now I 'think' if I were implementing some matchmaking it might not look like this.

Imagine besting your entire team as a McGinnis and yet not being able to cant rank up.

Can you maybe I change it to do something other than what its currently doing which is not that.

The number one metric to sort the lower ranks is deaths per minute. Especially in the first 15 minutes.

Have a player that dies every 2 or 3 minutes put them in detention with the other morons.

I'm not a garbage truck I cant carry this trash.

 

[chraso]

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though low priority, everyone on my team just wanted to push heedlessly every fight they can and throwing!?
WHY LOW PRIORITY QUEUE IS THERE!???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????