tarnianol
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[G.O.A.T.]
Oh yeah, the G.O.A.T. was bound to get his own suggestion sooner or later.
I even made some cool animations for it, too
If you don't care much for the why, you are more than welcome to just check them out and the bottom of the post and come to a conclusion that way, whether you like it or not, but for those in the mood for some literature...
[HERE'S WHY IT SHOULD ABSOLUTELY BE CHANGED]
[MILD LANGUAGE WARNING... THOUGH COME ON, IT'S ABOUT BILLY]
Alright, so a little story time :
Whenever I play Billy, I can't help but completely embody his personality and backstory... I do NOT give a single flying f*ck that you are under the tower, if you are low enough, you are GOING back to your spawn.
We will BOTH die. What's that about team comp? Are you for real trying to police me?!
I will hit a home run on your ass so god-damn hard that you won't just see stars, you'll see entire new clusters form!
Miss me with that strategizing.
So whenever I'm in the heat of battle and have the displeasure of sending out a well timed parry... I'm met with this abomination :
Now, don't get me wrong! There's absolutely nothing wrong with what he's doing here...
He's clearly displaying a rare moment of vulnerability, holding onto his beloved goat head, which in and of itself is not the problem!
The problem is that he's being a massive p*ssy while doing so.
Oh, boo yourself, you know I'm absolutely right.
What do you MEAN... THAT YOU, THE MOST BIG-MOUTHED INDIVIDUAL, WHO ACTIVELY HEAD-BUTTS PEOPLE, BREAKS BOTTLES OVER HIS HEAD, PULLS PEOPLE TOWARDS HIM JUST TO BASH THEIR HEAD IN, IS SUDDENLY OH-SO-VERY AFRAID OF A LITTLE BUMP ON HIS OWN CRANIUM?
NAY, I SAY!
[WHAT TO CHANGE IT TO]
Now, what I propose, still keeps his vulnerable / possessive self on display, while giving him his well-deserved testicles of steel back.
As he takes a step back, in absolute DISGUST at the GALL of the enemy for even ATTEMPTING to attack him, he puts his weapon slightly behind his back, as to tell you politely to back off from his sh*t.
Pretty cool, huh?
Now... you might have some questions... which I absolutely will NOT be reading, but I have come prepared with some questions of my own.
Q | How exactly is this a parry?
A | Well, since absolutely everyone hates Billy, I found it very fitting for him to just double-down on his antics and flip you clean off, which in turn pisses the other heroes off so bad, that they'd rather turn around.
That's right, Billy deploys mental warfare on the lanes.
Brutal.
Q | Why?
A | It funny middle finger.
Q | Is everyone being a good Christian believer by simply turning the other cheek? Why not just break his finger?
A | Yes. Because Billy's sheer aura generates a force field.
Case and point... let me introduce you to :
[Flippin' The Bird!]
[Made using Blender, Model from open3dlab.com]
View attachment Billy_TheBird_F.mp4
View attachment Billy_TheBird_B.mp4
View attachment Billy_TheBird_R.mp4
View attachment Billy_TheBird_L.mp4
Oh yeah, the G.O.A.T. was bound to get his own suggestion sooner or later.
I even made some cool animations for it, too
If you don't care much for the why, you are more than welcome to just check them out and the bottom of the post and come to a conclusion that way, whether you like it or not, but for those in the mood for some literature...
[HERE'S WHY IT SHOULD ABSOLUTELY BE CHANGED]
[MILD LANGUAGE WARNING... THOUGH COME ON, IT'S ABOUT BILLY]
Alright, so a little story time :
Whenever I play Billy, I can't help but completely embody his personality and backstory... I do NOT give a single flying f*ck that you are under the tower, if you are low enough, you are GOING back to your spawn.
We will BOTH die. What's that about team comp? Are you for real trying to police me?!
I will hit a home run on your ass so god-damn hard that you won't just see stars, you'll see entire new clusters form!
Miss me with that strategizing.
So whenever I'm in the heat of battle and have the displeasure of sending out a well timed parry... I'm met with this abomination :
Now, don't get me wrong! There's absolutely nothing wrong with what he's doing here...
He's clearly displaying a rare moment of vulnerability, holding onto his beloved goat head, which in and of itself is not the problem!
The problem is that he's being a massive p*ssy while doing so.
Oh, boo yourself, you know I'm absolutely right.
What do you MEAN... THAT YOU, THE MOST BIG-MOUTHED INDIVIDUAL, WHO ACTIVELY HEAD-BUTTS PEOPLE, BREAKS BOTTLES OVER HIS HEAD, PULLS PEOPLE TOWARDS HIM JUST TO BASH THEIR HEAD IN, IS SUDDENLY OH-SO-VERY AFRAID OF A LITTLE BUMP ON HIS OWN CRANIUM?
NAY, I SAY!
[WHAT TO CHANGE IT TO]
Now, what I propose, still keeps his vulnerable / possessive self on display, while giving him his well-deserved testicles of steel back.
As he takes a step back, in absolute DISGUST at the GALL of the enemy for even ATTEMPTING to attack him, he puts his weapon slightly behind his back, as to tell you politely to back off from his sh*t.
Pretty cool, huh?
Now... you might have some questions... which I absolutely will NOT be reading, but I have come prepared with some questions of my own.
Q | How exactly is this a parry?
A | Well, since absolutely everyone hates Billy, I found it very fitting for him to just double-down on his antics and flip you clean off, which in turn pisses the other heroes off so bad, that they'd rather turn around.
That's right, Billy deploys mental warfare on the lanes.
Brutal.
Q | Why?
A | It funny middle finger.
Q | Is everyone being a good Christian believer by simply turning the other cheek? Why not just break his finger?
A | Yes. Because Billy's sheer aura generates a force field.
Case and point... let me introduce you to :
[Flippin' The Bird!]
[Made using Blender, Model from open3dlab.com]
View attachment Billy_TheBird_F.mp4
View attachment Billy_TheBird_B.mp4
View attachment Billy_TheBird_R.mp4
View attachment Billy_TheBird_L.mp4
