Bad Matchmaking Thread

flint.w2 said:
hey @Yoshi you smelly dumbass. thank you again for another fun 2 games b2b losses. how the fuck did my first game get paradox and ivy that fed like idiots a combined 18 times and my abrams just play passive the whole game, but the next game i go against the same player, he's the best there ever was against my team. fuck your stupid matchmaking, fuck your balancing, fuck your idiotic programming algorithm. go fuck yourself and retire. You sent out a patch to balance heroes but not the matchmaking or your brains. absolute moronic.
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hey dumbass @Yoshi. we seriously need to have a conversation on how ass your matchmaking is. There hasn't been a single day where i can play a game with actual balanced teammates. how does my mina go 3/15 and do only 16k damage. how do i have a mo that only presses his ult 5 times throughout the entire game and went 0/8 and a graves that farmed till the next year. it was a fucking 3v6 but fuck you and your shitty matchmaking you fucking cuck dangling ball sacking chin head. you are actually, the worse dev i've known.

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Domineeriv said:
Match ID 75165439
8 losses in a row once again, 8 games where it just feels like playing is an absolute slog and the games are horrible. So why am I being put in Ascendant 4 lobbies as an Eternus 4? I thought Eternus 4 people can't even queue up with people who are Eternus 1? Why is the matchmaking such absolute garbage?

Once again, it was a steamroll and stomp from the enemy team. How is this pleasant or enjoyable in any way? It isn't. Jesus.
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i agree buddy, @Yoshi does fuck all helping smoothen the matchmaking. he has literally gotten worse at his job when all the tools are there and all the feedback to help but he rather jack off to more balance updates and environmental lighting updates.
 
MatchID: 75160567

Bebop admits to smurfing, as well as the Mina admitting to being boosted (in a round about way). Statlocker also shows them to be eternus 1, and the bebop claims that it's a smurf and the main account is even higher.

Not sure about boosting on purpose (for the case of mina), but this person needs to be permanently banned for smurfing.

Evidence: https://statlocker.gg/profile/1815695507/matches
 
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Match ID 75215290
Yet another stomp where it felt like there was nothing one could do to win or anything.

10 losses, 2 wins only today (yes, with many breaks in between even). All of them just so damn unpleasant. Feels always like the other side is steamrolling and stomping and there's just nothing one can do to stop it.

There's just SOMETHING wrong with the matchmaking and it's so weird because it's 50/50. Some days it's okay, other days it feels like it's garbage on purpose, putting you in lobbies where you simply don't belong. Whether that'd be in an Ascenant 4 lobbies when you're Eternus 4, or Eternus 6 lobbies when you're Eternus 4 - either or are unpleasant and just not at all fun nor enjoyable to play in because it doesn't match my skill level.

I'd just want a lobby on my own skill level. I would wait an hour for that, as long as it's actually something that matches my skill level and not whatever this garbage is.
 
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Match end said the we were higher in overall rank but got stomped hard the whole match. Had no chance to do anything. Enemies were clearly better/smurfing than us by way more than just one rank
 
Domineeriv said:
Match ID 75215290
Yet another stomp where it felt like there was nothing one could do to win or anything.

10 losses, 2 wins only today (yes, with many breaks in between even). All of them just so damn unpleasant. Feels always like the other side is steamrolling and stomping and there's just nothing one can do to stop it.

There's just SOMETHING wrong with the matchmaking and it's so weird because it's 50/50. Some days it's okay, other days it feels like it's garbage on purpose, putting you in lobbies where you simply don't belong. Whether that'd be in an Ascenant 4 lobbies when you're Eternus 4, or Eternus 6 lobbies when you're Eternus 4 - either or are unpleasant and just not at all fun nor enjoyable to play in because it doesn't match my skill level.

I'd just want a lobby on my own skill level. I would wait an hour for that, as long as it's actually something that matches my skill level and not whatever this garbage is.
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Honestly, this thread is pointless, @Yoshi probably won't even read it.
 
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this was the least fun I've had in a long time. it *says* we're evenly matched, on average, but there is absolutely no way that was true. I'm not going to accuse anyone of cheating outright, but probably smurfing or just completely broken matchmaking.
 
Match ID: 73423359

My rank is Ritualist, Yamato is my duo who is Arcanist. Infernus, who is a random, said they were Seeker.
Enemy is apparently a full stack. With Silver being Ascendant.

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Match ID 75256394
Sinclair (who said he was Emissary and statlocker says so too) is clearly multiple ranks above everyone else in the match. I am initiate 2. How is this fair ?
 
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