Bad Matchmaking Thread

[Domineeriv]

Match ID 74377437
None of our lanes did well. They had multiple strong heroes that synergizes well, once again (Mirage, Kelvin, Venator, Apollo) and even a Vyper that can shoot through the bola. We had heroes that didn't synergize well. Very unpleasant match.

 

[evilpartygirl]

74370591 my team had no idea what they were doing, constantly feeding

74378685 my team kept feeding, geist was just side laning and not contributing much to the team fights at all mainly just farming souls at 40 mins when she had the highest souls on our team ??

 

[orbitalsalttrooperx1]

74376458
Total stomp. Paradox did not belong in this lobby.

74386429
Wraith did not belong in this lobby. Going 0-7 in lane and making the game shit from the start is not fine. Drifter is also a smurf.

 

[Quet]

74395796

Warden got stuck in vents coz of Doorman so we play 5v6

 

[ConsTheConfused]

74398152

Complete stomp, hero-specific MMR seemingly failed to work at all

 

[squatch00]

Shout out to the matchmaker for this abomination of a match... ID: 74391167

I do think the Abrams and the Victor were smurfs. But HS.

 

[Torma25]

what the actual fuck am I supposed to do valve? Do I have to get demoted back into fucking alchemist before I'm allowed to get a shot at winning the fucking game? In this absolute fucking festering sea of red, there was ONE game where I was objectively the worst player on my team, in every single other one I came out of lane positive, and ended up doing decent amounts of damage. In most of these games I get absolutely dogshit teamcomps, generally no gun carries or meta favoured characters (like geist or haze or billy) and the times I do get them, the player is terrible and just feeds. Meanwhile my enemies regularly get 3-4 stacks, with strong gun characters that simply auto win the game after a certain point. I have literally NOT ONCE in my god damn life been put into a game where more than two people are in a premade. The game has six fucking players man. Why can't I get to be the one to fill one of the leftover slots?
Also, there were two fucking games here where there was any voice comm activity, and in one of them 80% of the voice traffic was russian slurs my teammates hurled at each other. The 30-30-30 rule goes straight out the fucking window, when in over two thirds of my games I lose before I even unlock my ultimate. I admit I'm not some insane god gamer, and I don't particularly enjoy playing gun carries, but I just feel like I'm being punished for having the playstyle I have. I'm continously getting demoted, I've gone from ritualist 6 all the way down to fucking arcanist 2, with some matches being as low as alchemist 1, and the experience just does not change, my teams are simply completely outmatched, always.