Bad Matchmaking Thread

[Domineeriv]

Match ID 73823532
Felt like a draft difference. Enemy team had 2 strong m1 gun heroes (Venator, Haze), strong frontliners (Yamato, Abrams) and a support which synergizes well. Our team had no m1 gun heroes, just niche pick heroes.

 

[elytrafae]

Match ID: 73825998

Silver on her FOURTH EVER MATCH in a lobby with people with hundreds of games behind them.
Yes, the Silver said so herself.
(Venator also wasn't doing much better, but he didn't comment on it as far as I saw)

 

[VampRook]

Billy and Silver said at start that they were going to feed haze because they hate to play vs her, then both left the game.

73836104

 

[Geirlydbak]

There is a trio of cheaters queuing together in eternus 1, they have around 30 matches together (every match on their accounts). DO SOMETHING, THEY BEEN DOING THIS SINCE JULY 2025!
Steam id's:

Steam Community :: monkeyman

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Steam Community :: naxeron coach for kvs

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Steam Community :: U_U

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This is on of the matches i played against them, focus on the haze, match id:
73855265

 

[Domineeriv]

Match ID 73861398
Draft difference. Enemy having multiple strong M1 heroes that synergize well (Haze, Venator, Graves + Lash) while our team only had Infernus.

In this gun meta the team with the most gun dmg wins usually.

Match ID 73868557
The Infernus did NOT perform well at all nor did they know in what location they need to be at which point. Definitely not Eternus-level awareness and feels like they were placed in the wrong lobby; like in the above match ID, they were also playing in the same team and had a bit of the same issue.
Only one who felt like they knew what to do and how to play was Venator, the rest seemed not at all coordinated. Plus enemy team had synergizing, strong heroes once again.

 

[Henry_99]

73869205
73887404

Nah but please continue to give me teammates that understand fuck all about this game.

 

[oneofthemanydavids]

73872694

Yes, this is exactly what I want from a video game. I want to be completely fucking rolled by an obviously smurfing Twitch streamer.

I definitely want to be A FUCKING SIDE CHARACTER ON SOMEBODY'S STREAM WHENEVER I PLAY THIS GAME. This is a good use of my time and I feel quite respected by Valve right now.

Getting crushed repeatedly is an enjoyable experience that will motivate me to play this game significantly more.

 

[orbitalsalttrooperx1]

73886436

Had decent games yesterday but the first game today was horrible. Feeding Shiv, gun Gem that was basically a bot that soaked farm. Unplayable. Like stop putting me into these shit low lobbies.

 

[ha]

The rank needs a lot more recency bias IMO. I am Seeker 2, which was okay, because I used to be that bad. However, I have improved a lot, but my ranking doesn't change, and now I often feel like I'm smurfing. With Mina I am almost always the top player on my team, although there are sometimes other similarly misplaced players.

Here is the latest one that I actually lost: 73885002

 

[GoodGreeny]

73900023
@Yoshi
Your sense of humor is terrible if this MM is your idea of a joke. I really hope you're actually useful for the team in some other way, because this is a failure

I guess Snicklar and Graves are your primary testers then? Explains why the game is in this state. Great job!))

 

[GoodGreeny]

The rank needs a lot more recency bias IMO. I am Seeker 2, which was okay, because I used to be that bad. However, I have improved a lot, but my ranking doesn't change, and now I often feel like I'm smurfing. With Mina I am almost always the top player on my team, although there are sometimes other similarly misplaced players.

Here is the latest one that I actually lost: 73885002

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Forget it. Devs don't give a damn, they're just chilling on their payroll and vibing
Easy money for them)

 

[ha]

Being rude is not helpful.

 

[Derdahald]

73901474 Really just one sided, the problem with this game is you can with certainty point out the winner team in the first 8 minutes in the game.
73907721 Same here. Also please fix the input delay and the net jitter its getting kinda obvious that you people dont seem to care.

 

[GoodGreeny]

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@Yoshi
fck u and yr game
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