Bad Matchmaking Thread

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anyone else finding brawl is not fun in any way? it's so imbalanced it's kind of a joke, never had a competitive match, it's always one side dominating the other
 
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This is, without a doubt, the worst experience I have ever had in a multiplayer videogame. Fix your matchmaking, make a non-ranked mode, do SOMETHING. Now. Please. For our sanity.
 
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i had 3 eternus players on my team that lost their lanes and me and the ivy are eternus 1 and asc 2 and ended lane with the only 6 kills on our team, the teammates were endlessly run into towers killing themselves.

eternus 4 and asc 3 abrams ven on mid lane got diffed by 9k player damage and were down 3.8k souls by the end of lane after i come to gank successfully killing someone each time and going back to my lane.

I eventually just get targeted by the drifter moe mirage and the rest of my team lose every fight to the point where i have to solo lane up to a walker petribola the person defending the walker kill walker, they rotate multiple people away from a team fight just for my teamates to lose the 5v3 team fight, my fault ig.

can we finally get some mmr that actually values your time instead of winrate percentage slop, if not im prolly dropping this game in a few weeks, the game just isn't fun anymore with this abysmal matchmaking.

also nobody used their mics but me and the ivy for the whole game and after we lost the game i got deranked cause apparently that game was my fault.

also please reinvite me to the discord :)
 
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Game keeps on crashing once the game finishes at the end of the game and sometimes crashes during the start of the game and doesn't let me back in the game until I restart my computer twice, which by then i get penalized, now I'm in low priority matches. also once it crashes I try to get back on the game but nothing happens, then I try and verify the files but that also doesn't work, restart, get back on, still doesn't work, restart again, then I can finally get back in the game but by that time its already pretty far into the game, also this is pretty common, with probably 1 out of 3 of my games crashing and this happening.
 
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a whole team of people with sub 100 games and more than 60% winrates dominating high oracle game in 25 minutes. can the matchmaker not put these people against each other?
 
I got a "loose streak" because my team had three new or semi-bad players who couldn't even cast silence on the enemy team. But the enemy team had two Smurfs with incredible win streaks, and the rest of the team was already good. Screw this
!Match ID - 68873629
Smurfs - Existence (Dynamo players with 31 hours in the game)
MILF House (Lady Geist, possibly a cheater or just a good Smurf)
 
I'm only 60 games in and pretty consistently dominating lobbies (this is an extreme example) but often have the worst teammates. Also hardstuck Initiate while I have a much higher KDA than almost all of the best players in the game. It rarely matters how hard I carry...

Match id: 68820617

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68890558 this match demoted me, while I was top in nearly every stat. the haze and viscous were so clearly out of there depth. I'm not convinced anyone from valve actually looks at this thread and that this is just a way to filter matchmaking complaints.

if this is yoshi's vision then he should get an eye exam
 
This should be a high phantom lobby. Our team was absolutely clueless. One raged like 5 minutes in and just stood in base with golden eggs. Every lane besides mine went 0/7-0/8. 0 objective damage on almost everyone. This is not fun to play :/

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Celeste and Yamato are smurfs. Abrams is playing his first game on Abrams.

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199882202053/ Celestes steam acc, one ban. Why can these accounts play?

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199082980547/ Yamatos acc

Can we get a dev response on matchmaking and a big patch focused on it? Also please don't let accounts with bans play at all. Make a better sign up process or something. It's getting very daunting to play.

Also the difference between teams. Asc2 vs. Phantom5, that's a big difference.

Attached another file with Celeste admitting to account boosting. Surely it should be grounds for a ban.
 

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