Bad Matchmaking Thread

ain't no way holiday deserved to be a key player here than geist. Less souls, less player damage, less objective damage. Geists negative healing shouldn't be taken into account when deciding these awards

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I know street brawl is supposed to be looser and more casual, but not sure how this one happened. I am soloqueue only Oracle 6. I got matched against an eternus 6 player on their main account. I don't think there's any eternus or even ascendant on our team. The rest of his team was not weak, either, I think the magician is ascendant.

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Cheaters, griefers, leavers, and smurfs are rampantly taking over this game and these two matches back to back finally motivated me to say something here, hoping yall can fix it.

That's how all Valve games are. Valve does not moderate their games. Only very crappy automated systems exist. Either accept that cheating and smurfing is allowed or you stop playing Valve games.
 
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Been a few games where i'm matched with ppl that just started the game, even though i have 100+ hours. happens when i queue with friends with lower elo. ok with that but sometimes we encounter ppl that are way stronger.
Even when i/my mates have great impact, we can't manage to win a single game because the difference in level is too huge in our team.
 
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Just started playing this game like 1-2 weeks ago and won consistently around 70% winrate, then I hit Emissary and this is where all the bad players are piled up, I see the rank distribution graphs and can see around this rank is where most players are sitting in. Not only that I hear people say they rank up even when losing, and alot of my matches I carry my teammates even when 3-4 of em do jack. Not only that but I had to win like 5 matches in a row to rank one tier and another thing is that most matches feel like a sweep where one team just walks over the other, rarely is there a time where a match lasts a decent amount of time where you can actually finish your build and everyone is pretty equal
 
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Ok, fuck you at this point

Smurfs, unbalanced games, perma feeders, i am litterally playing 1 or 2 v 6 half of the time so piss off with your piss ass matchmaking and your lack of communication on this specific topic.

Your matchmaking is the worst i've ever seen, your fucking WILL FAIL IF YOU DO NOT PUT SOME BLOODY WORK INTO IT!

I am so fucking angry and tired of this. If you can't put a fucking system in place DO NOT OPEN THE GAME TO A 100K PLAYERS! Not being able to give us a fucking proper experience with that big a player pool is embarassing at this point and you should be FUCKING ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!

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pretty bad experience with matchmaking, im sure theres a way to check someones winrate and see if its above 80% before you match them up against me who has a 48% winrate. why not match this lash and shiv with comparable accounts? i waited 5 minutes for this queue into a lane that was decided before it started. is that intended?
 
Latest fashion trend is eternus players partying up with smurfs/cheaters to not only screw with matchmaker but to ruin games for everyone including themselves because by doing this they will keep climbing to ranks in which they will need crutches (cheating smurfs in parties).

Im so fucking tired of this garbage, but thanks for the hardcore training, I must say these smurfed up games provide good training. After a few months I will be able to mentally pass any agency torture test too.
 
I used to have balanced games where I won some/lost some. Now I feel like I win once every 20-25 games. Still same rank as I was too. So many games I'll pull up the scoreboard at the end to see what happened. Laners feeding 10 kills in 10 minutes, Enemy team finishing with 70 kills thanks to two teammates that contributed to HALF of that alone. Just people who are absolutely braindead or new at the game versus smurfs and/or cheaters. Game used to be good before the Old Gods update and now it's been absolute dogshit since.
 
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