Bad Matchmaking Thread

[daggial]

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venator and celeste smurfing
both have only a couple pages of games played in total, ALL WINS, ALL STOMPS
already reported 3 times in the last 3 days and yet they are still playing and ruining games for everyone as of today

 

[mr.fox001]

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Idk what's the hell its going on this weekend but its a pure nightmare cant describe its better

 

[GoodGreeny]

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Newbies don't know how their skills work and have no clue what's going on in the game. And yet the average rank is Archon))

 

[orbitalsalttrooperx1]

65099966

Why is this Billy in my game? He ran down the lane and said that the Silver nerfs did nothing. We lost the lane big time. Also I am 99% sure the Victor in the enemy team is smurfing.

 

[Fr0zone]

65102120

Team was in a completely different region, almost a whole division below actual rank

 

[sidewispe]

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was running duos with a friend,seven on the enemy team was a streamer and i saw his stream,he was running with 5 other players on a group on discord, while our team only had a a feeding drifter

 

[JisBeanGaming]

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Faced against this 29-0 warden, whos been smurfing on his alt to shit in newbie players in emissary.

how do i know hes a smurf? he has one page in his game history, and all of it looks like this. Mvp on all games.

 

[GoodGreeny]

65125164

I don't get how MM works. These guys are totally clueless, but somehow they're higher rank than me

 

[mikotocore]

65133486 --- archon 2 lobby? warden admits to have 12 hours in the game, team doing literally nothing ignoring every fight, thanks for cool matchmaking guys

 

[oneofthemanydavids]

65148748

Yes, Valve, this is precisely what I want from this game. Feeders and leavers against obvious smurfs and cheaters. I love getting absolutely rolled. This is what I queue for. I want more of this.

 

[mikotocore]

65147074 --- same as previous, WHY ME??????????? WHY AM I GETTING THE MOST CANCER TEAMMATES ?

 

[mikotocore]

remove the rank system entirely, this will help with queue times at least, otherwise it does literally nothing

 

[Zen_Akechi]

64635580

Eternus Player in phantom lobbies?

I guess Phantom Player (Down arrow character) = Eternus Player according to this matchmaking?

 

[region-brim-quarry]

65245295

 

[throwawaym8]

64547658
venator and celeste smurfing
both have only a couple pages of games played in total, ALL WINS, ALL STOMPS
already reported 3 times in the last 3 days and yet they are still playing and ruining games for everyone as of today
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Valve doesn't care. They have never moderated any game they have ever made. Even the most obvious cheaters, smurfs, bots, account buyers/sellers, griefers, etc, will never get banned. They simply do not care.

 

[entar99]

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Once again, most people decently close to each other in damage except two outliers -- opposing Wraith had double the average, friendly Seven (with 7 total matches in a Oracle I game) had <1/3 the average. Guess which team won?

 

[dolkilu]

Are new players ranking up way too fast?
For reference, my account is ~1000 games, Eternus 1 in 12/2024, when I came back this 6 heroes patch, I started from ritualist 1, took 300 games to go to P6/A1. Which I think is fair, I was rusty, higher ranks should require grinds and consistency.

But then I will see these pretty new accounts, for example this player has average at best stats in their matches. While he have has decent amount of wins, he is only sometimes performing great in those below Archon games.
Unless this some hardware ID smurf detection, I question if accounts should be ranking up this fast.

 

[oneofthemanydavids]

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Great job. Truly spectacular work. Random feeders, leavers, and griefers on my team against obvious smurfs and cheaters.

This is precisely what I want from a game. I want repeated unwinnable matches. I badly want a game completely overrun by horrible matchmaking constantly being filled with smurfs.

 

[Akshka]

Hacker 65307118

 

[Akshka]

hey does the report function work yet?