Bad Matchmaking Thread

I've said the most ridiculous things possible in chat, and I've never been banned in the two years I've been playing. Valve doesn't give a damn about what you say or do
the system is automatic I think. You can overload it if your friends spam reports on someone. Idk if fixed but used to be a thing and probably somehow still is ^^
 
Match ID 58052767 and 58056979

Both matches had a mix of what seem to be new players and an overall lack of macro ability - e.g. running it down one lane while giving up walkers or just picking fights they shouldn't. Note that some of our worst performers (relative to role) have several hundred matches logged, so could also be a case where it was just a bad game for them.

Not sure if this is useful but in both matches I've been higher ranked than the average rank of my team by a decent bit, so there's also some skill disparity there.

Idk what's going on, but from what I can tell matches in emissary feel like a huge mess right now.
 
58054135 - match id, player on Bebop is the issue.
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199885554363/ - their fresh smurf account
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199043400872 - their older account with the same name
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199839302123 - and yet another throwaway account

I'm usually chill about toxicity and trashtalk, wouldn't bat an eye if someone was hurling slurs in the chat. But this "person" is just something else, spamming "Thanks" voiceline after every mistake they commit (not securing soul as Bebop, missing hooks, planting bombs on Mina with Sanguine Retreat ready, etc), ok this "person" is tilted, happens to all of us, but then they drop absolute-freak shit of "I'd disembowel you for your mistakes, spend time in jail, and then come for your family" all that while keeping quiet in vc.
 
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Got hard focused by doorman and apollo and called slurs this game... apparently just for playing celeste? Doorman only used hotel on me, used curse/knockdown on me only, and generally did their best to try and bully me out of the game. Match ID 58020458.
this is not the right place to cry, here we come to talk about matchmaking problems
 
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these games just not playable... I can send more... I lost 20 out of 32 games... EVERY game is my bibop, graves, silver or whatever is 0/10... enemy- 10/0/10+.. my score goes bad usually coz I'm only1 trying to do something, take walkers coz slotlock, and don't try to fight perma 10-20k above the lobby silver or whatever, and try to farm up to be able to fight her, and try to cover and buy my team time to scale if I do able to stop her, etc, etc. These games are just unplayable.
EVERY game is a, sorry for swearing, "fking coinflip. Those who get more first timers- loses no matter what. Put ALL new players that came for new hero update in initiate or whatever. they have 0 clue what they are doing, how to move, what dash-jumps are, when and how to jungle, no buff timers in mind, sinners, and looks like have 0 clue what abilities do as well. Like its painfull to watch even. I deranked to low archon again- just coz of these games. It's just dumb. I don't even wanna play no more now. coz idk. Soon every1 will be oracle, phantom, ascendant, and eternus. Even tho it's suppose to be highest echelons like challenger, grand masters, masters, and oracle/archon I guess diamond. None of new players should start around "diamond" level. I checked their pages- most of them play their around 32nd game over all, including street brawls, losing nearly every game. Like wtf is that. they should play in seeker, alchemist, arcanist. Why are they here? Its miserable to play for those who played for some time and knows what is what and how, and miserable for first timers- coz every1 just flames them telling them to "kys" in voice etc, I'm not joking, not first time seeing and hearing this. Like players won't stick with the game like this. And on discord etc I saw so many people saying- like "wtf Ik I don't deserve ascendant, why am I here". And games are not fun even. Its always 1 sided stomp. We stomp or they stomp. thats it. No back and forth, no 2 carries on each team, nothing. Game is decided pretty much in first 5 mins. Usually at this point some1 is 6/0/4. Like this is stupid. Put all new players in lower ranks. They need to learn how to play, and they learn nothing in higher elos. They just get stomped, rise eyebrows and leave the game or just continue to int. coz they do not react on "Pls bro, abrams, can you stop jumping on every1 you see, and just farm the waves safely, just DO NOT interact with this guy rn, for the love of god"
 
I am bit thinking pause deadlock again this is riducules bad match mathmaking over and over again its not fun its suffer
2 days my matches awful and going awful
today matches...


Now I gona play fornite ballistic its also early accsess but got much more gbetter match making than this....
 
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