Bad Matchmaking Thread

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This was a REAL ROUGH one... Oracle 1. Billy 3 deaths in at 2 mins says in chat "I only have 12 hours in this game". I shit you not, he literally has only barely touched this game over since it released. His match history is full of losses, even his wins are high deaths. Mostly street brawl games. I get there have been many adjustments to matchmaking, but genuinely wtf was this. Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby ass game.

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The matchmaking is WAY to one sided right now, i never get a good even match. Its always that one team wins by a landslide

57586233 This game was so boring even though we won
 
Not a specific match, but man please do something about this matchmaking. This game is becoming exhausting to play.

Matches being drawn out by overwatch transplants pretending deadlock is their "new favorite game" but won't spend a fucking hour to watch some youtube videos and actually learn how to play it. Why are 4 out of 5 of my teammates in the jungle when we have a tempo advantage and it is end game? why is the billy partnered with me in lane trying to use me as a shield when he is one of the tankiest characters in the game?

Please fix it, or at least set an actual casual playlist, you have the playerbase now to do it.
 
You need to understand how Valve works. They don't moderate their games. They do not have proper smurf or cheating punishments. They use unpaid volunteers to moderate the official discord. They simply do not care.

Every Valve game is exactly like this. They can afford to moderate their games, but they don't because they do not care.
Unless you finally break under the weight of your teammates mental impairment, and say something on chat. Enjoy not communicating for a week.
 
Not a specific match, but man please do something about this matchmaking. This game is becoming exhausting to play.

Matches being drawn out by overwatch transplants pretending deadlock is their "new favorite game" but won't spend a fucking hour to watch some youtube videos and actually learn how to play it.
>spend hour of your life giving ad money to MOBA sloptubers before you can click "PLAY"
Yeah, no.
Let's meet halfway and let new and returning players start in initiate.
I'd understand if the tutorials were authored by the Devs themselves but genuinely anyone that makes money from YouTube videos or Twitch streams off of MOBAs should be banned from the Internet, forever.
But you do raise a good issue. I'm not gonna invest my time into the game if someone is screaming at me instead of retard wrangling me and telling me what build to use or what items to buy, while they're going 1-11 and blaming everyone else.
Also I genuinely hate the MOBA hivemind cancer that is META play. You're clearly showing the signs.
 
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Not a specific match, but man please do something about this matchmaking. This game is becoming exhausting to play.

Matches being drawn out by overwatch transplants pretending deadlock is their "new favorite game" but won't spend a fucking hour to watch some youtube videos and actually learn how to play it. Why are 4 out of 5 of my teammates in the jungle when we have a tempo advantage and it is end game? why is the billy partnered with me in lane trying to use me as a shield when he is one of the tankiest characters in the game?

Please fix it, or at least set an actual casual playlist, you have the playerbase now to do it.
I agree with this. It's unplayable I don't see how these people are in my elo to begin with please make some adjustments to the ranks again and start new players towards the beginning of the ladder. I genuinely don't want to play this game anymore with these teammates it's horrible.
 
Unless you finally break under the weight of your teammates mental impairment, and say something on chat. Enjoy not communicating for a week.
I've said the most ridiculous things possible in chat, and I've never been banned in the two years I've been playing. Valve doesn't give a damn about what you say or do
 
theydont care man, look at mine and we have the same playstyle, obj focused, doing everything and anything to win and the devs are retarded for this MM like just be real. THese games i know arent youre fault like im being geniune as fuck, mine arent either and i know which ones are when i do play bad, you cannot 1v6, there needs to be a player report system for feeders etc. bc even igling doesnt work
My games would be better off if some people just stayed in spawn.
if you are 0/8 at 8 minutes just disconnect.
 
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