Bad Matchmaking Thread

CAN EVERYONE WHO READ THIS LIKE AND MAKE YOSHI SEE, CHEATER CAUGHT BLANTANTLY.
hey @Yoshi i said on wednesday 2am that i am going on holiday so i wont be messaging in this forum. I came back today and guess what. 2 Cheaters in the enemy team. Amazing, Wonderful, Spectacular. My team paused the first second to say the 2 enemies are cheating. I tested it out. Well i got 2 clips for you if you're gonna do anything about it with your team but you probably won't.

For context, I purposely went invi to check his aim. Notice how he kept looking at my direction? What topped it off was he jump dash accurately and shot first to reveal myself. HE JUMPED AROUND THE CORNER TO THE RIGHT DIRECTION WHERE I WAS INVI AND IMMEDIATELY SHOT ME. what fucking bullshit hack is this that you're not taking notice?
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THESE ARE HIS LAST 16 GAMES AND HIS GAMES NEVER WENT PAST 30 MINS
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HE CREATED A NEW ACCOUNT JUTS TO CHEAT. GG
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PART 2 CHEATER. CAN EVERYONE WHO READ THIS LIKE AND MAKE SURE YOSHI AND HIS TAKE ACTUALLY BAN THESE GUYS?

Hey @Yoshi 2 cheaters in the same game and i found another one for you. You won't believe me but ht created a new account and has never lost one game and his games never went past 30 minutes. But here is a short clip to highlight his AUTO PARRY paradox's skill and slowing hex before he press in such a short span and the HEADSHOT LOCK he got on Paradox and Vindicta.

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This is his profile btw, he created the same time the warden created his account in my previous post right above this. NO LOSSES, GAMES FINISHES SO FAST, LITERALLY GOT CAUGHT HACKING AND REPORTED. HE GOT TO PLAY FOR THE NEXT 3 DAYS FOR FREE?? CAN YOU GUYS HARDWARE BAN THESE IDIOTS RUINING GAMES

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This may be the worst case I have seen of the matchmaker just straight up not working, the graves on my team has legit A SINGLE GAME and she got put in a mid oracle lobby, obviously she had no clue how to play, I think the matchmaker may ACTUALLY be a bit broken.

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Yamato either severely misplaced or just simply inting by running in to die all the time. Unpleasant with so many new/ returning players who get put in same lobbies when it shouldn't be like that.
 
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lmao... matchmaking is just comical at this point.. Eternus 6 player and ascendant against emissaries. bro worst matchmaking in any game i have ever played. seriously.
 
All the new and returning players are going to leave the week after the last new heroes drops too. Probably end up with less players than before the patch. Sad state. No amount of hype will save this game after launch with this MM. It will be less than 40k players after a month.
 
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Immense disparity in kills between teams. Both infernus and bebop were new. Regular queue DL feels awful. I only have fun playing street brawl, which is sad to say because DL could be the best game. Please address this soon.
 
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17 to 58 kills. If I had to guess at least two people on the other team were smurfs while my team clearly didn't understand that farming was a thing. Almost 70k souls down.

This was a lot of fun, Valve. I sure do love completely unwinnable games.

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Can't imagine this was fun at all for the other team. Less than 30 minutes. 60K soul difference. They didn't kill a single walker. Absolute steamroll.
 
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get me out of fucking archon lobbies I have 20 hours on this game and am dead weight to my team because i'm too busy getting slaughtered by people with hundreds of hours to actually learn the game. Thanks
 
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just five more examples of me getting put into lobbies against people with triple-digit hours when I have about 20. fucking excellent matchmaking
 
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played early launch day timeish for 30 hours, spammed 1 character i liked to 70%+ winrate

Then did not play at all until old gods patch and heroes update. I don't think I've decayed to the correct rank; had me starting back in phantom games (now oracle). Im struggling badly and many players are tilted with my performance despite best efforts.
 
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back to back terrible games. This time they were 50 kills up and 80k soul lead, at one point almost 100k.

Is something broken? Had an ok lane and good start both times, but things get out of hand quickly, no map control, no souls, always getting deathballed.
 
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Lag was HORRENDOUS. Freezing, chat wasn't being displayed. Please look into where I was connected, because this game was UNPLAYABLE. I caught a temp ban for quitting out early, and you know what? It was worth it not to have to suffer through that dogshit lag. This kind of matchmaking is how games die.
 
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